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Python is the best language ever invented

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 20:34

Python is the best EVER.
It doesn't need curly braces.  Python code is always indented properly and always readable.  In bench tests it beats C++ in speed and calculations.  It's open source and can be embedded into applications.  It's cross platform so it can run anywhere.  Let's see your C++ app do that without re-compiling.  NASA uses Python.  It's just that good.
Switch to python.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 20:36

It's over. C++ is finished.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 20:37

It already was. It was finished the second C was released onto the world.

May /prog/ have mercy on us. May /prog/ have mercy on us all.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 22:49

forced capitalization of the booleans

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 23:31

beats C++ in speed and calculations
But I bet it loses in size, where there's several megabytes of runtime that Python adds ON TOP of the standard C library.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 23:36

>>5
And it doesn't beat C++ anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 0:07

      .'"".      I LIKE PYTHON BECAUSE I ENJOY HOMOSEXUAL
     c' )"/      S/M. OH GUIDO MAKE ME USE THAT FUCKING
    __>  /_      INDENTATION. OH BABY I'M CUMMING.
 .-`_    ._'-.
( -' \  :/  )/   THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT: GUIDO'S
 \\._|  (  //    WAY! THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T USE ALL
  '-/)   \(,     CONTROL STRUCTURES. IF YOU NEED A DO-
     /  ) )      WHILE LOOP, A SWITCH OR BREAK OUT OF A
    / .'\ |      NESTED LOOP, TOO BAD. GUIDO SAYS IT'S TO
   /.'   \|      KEEP THE LANGUAGE CLEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
  ||     ||      TO PUNISN HIS SLAVES. THIS DOESN'T MEAN
__|/     |/__    THAT PYTHON IS FLAWED, JUST WORK AROUND IT.
_._)     (,__;                       FUCK I'M CUMMING AGAIN.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 5:38

rabbits

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 6:06

>>1
Switch to python.
I love this. ONE LANGUAGE TO RULE THEM ALL. Er, no. I'll use a language if I think it's suitable for a task. Fight Club Tip: You are not the programming language that you profess to use.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 7:00

>>1
I didn't write this kopipe, but oh so relevant:

You're doing it completely wrong. That's your problem. The last thing a programmer should do is take his language seriously (and you sound like you're doing that), because whatever language you're using, it's stupid. Some are less stupid than others, but the minute you assume that some feature of your language is more than an essentially arbitrary design decision, you're entering a world of hurt. This is especially true for e.g. Sepples, but even in well-designed languages WTFs abound.
 
You can laugh about it, or you can cry about it. It's up to you (you could also choose to develop an irrational emotional attachment to some language and pretend it's good. I advise against this). I'm going to laugh. You need to separate programming, which you presumably enjoy, from programming languages, which are fit only to be laughed at.
 
Programming languages (and hardware) are toys for you to play with, and nothing more. Programming today is like trying to build a car with Tinker Toys. Completely dismal if you think you're doing it in the best way and somehow you're just too dumb to make it easy. But a lot of fun if you realize you're taking totally inadequate materials and playing a hilarious game of "How good can I make these sticks look?" "What's the craziest thing I can do with totally inadequate materials?" Google for "rat bike". That's what you're doing.
 
 Once you realize this you've got a leg up on all the SERIOUS BUSINESS faggots and on those who don't really enjoy programming. They may like it, and they may do it in their spare time. But unless they cackle with glee when they see something really neat, they don't enjoy programming. They just enjoy writing code, which is entirely different. Writing code is making something that works. It's about action. Programming is making it like it should be, staring in wonder at what thou hast wrought, then giggling at all the stupid things you did. Maybe you fix them, or maybe you let them be because it works and you've got another project to get to, but you know it's all a big joke. You code because you like to see code, and think you've got a neat idea. You see a program in your head, and you want it to BE.
 
 Once you get in the right head space, nothing is worthless. Do I complain that I'm stuck writing Sepples in a stupid programming 2 class years below my level (lol switching majors)? No! I enjoy the chance to play with a strange (oh, so strange) new toy.
 
ITT: Satori. Listen the FUCK up, and you can be enlightened too. Also learn as much computing history as you can, read a bunch of EWDs, learn every language you hear about, and so on. Only by studying CS philosophy can you free yourself from the minutiae of computers and (our worst enemy) programming languages.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 8:20

      .'"".      I LIKE PYTHON BECAUSE I ENJOY HOMOSEXUAL
     c' )"/      S/M. OH GUIDO MAKE ME USE THAT FUCKING
    __>  /_      INDENTATION. OH BABY I'M CUMMING.
 .-`_    ._'-.
( -' \  :/  )/   THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT: GUIDO'S
 \\._|  (  //    WAY! THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T USE ALL
  '-/)   \(,     CONTROL STRUCTURES. IF YOU NEED A DO-
     /  ) )      WHILE LOOP, A SWITCH OR BREAK OUT OF A
    / .'\ |      NESTED LOOP, TOO BAD. GUIDO SAYS IT'S TO
   /.'   \|      KEEP THE LANGUAGE CLEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
  ||     ||      TO PUNISN HIS SLAVES. THIS DOESN'T MEAN
__|/     |/__    THAT PYTHON IS FLAWED, JUST WORK AROUND IT.
_._)     (,__;                       FUCK I'M CUMMING AGAIN.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 8:20

      .'"".      I LIKE PYTHON BECAUSE I ENJOY HOMOSEXUAL
     c' )"/      S/M. OH GUIDO MAKE ME USE THAT FUCKING
    __>  /_      INDENTATION. OH BABY I'M CUMMING.
 .-`_    ._'-.
( -' \  :/  )/   THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT: GUIDO'S
 \\._|  (  //    WAY! THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T USE ALL
  '-/)   \(,     CONTROL STRUCTURES. IF YOU NEED A DO-
     /  ) )      WHILE LOOP, A SWITCH OR BREAK OUT OF A
    / .'\ |      NESTED LOOP, TOO BAD. GUIDO SAYS IT'S TO
   /.'   \|      KEEP THE LANGUAGE CLEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
  ||     ||      TO PUNISN HIS SLAVES. THIS DOESN'T MEAN
__|/     |/__    THAT PYTHON IS FLAWED, JUST WORK AROUND IT.
_._)     (,__;                       FUCK I'M CUMMING AGAIN.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 8:20

      .'"".      I LIKE PYTHON BECAUSE I ENJOY HOMOSEXUAL
     c' )"/      S/M. OH GUIDO MAKE ME USE THAT FUCKING
    __>  /_      INDENTATION. OH BABY I'M CUMMING.
 .-`_    ._'-.
( -' \  :/  )/   THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO DO IT: GUIDO'S
 \\._|  (  //    WAY! THAT MEANS YOU CAN'T USE ALL
  '-/)   \(,     CONTROL STRUCTURES. IF YOU NEED A DO-
     /  ) )      WHILE LOOP, A SWITCH OR BREAK OUT OF A
    / .'\ |      NESTED LOOP, TOO BAD. GUIDO SAYS IT'S TO
   /.'   \|      KEEP THE LANGUAGE CLEAN, BUT IT'S ACTUALLY
  ||     ||      TO PUNISN HIS SLAVES. THIS DOESN'T MEAN
__|/     |/__    THAT PYTHON IS FLAWED, JUST WORK AROUND IT.
_._)     (,__;                       FUCK I'M CUMMING AGAIN.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 8:21

>>4
Haskell has that too.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 8:23

      .'"".      hax my anus
     c' )"/     
    __>  /_     
 .-`_    ._'-.
( -' \  :/  )/  
 \\._|  (  //   
  '-/)   \(,    
     /  ) )     
    / .'\ |     
   /.'   \|     
  ||     ||     
__|/     |/__   
_._)     (,__;

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 9:37

>>10
Thanks for feeding the troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-23 19:18

>>16
In /prog/ we say YHBT instead

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 12:31

The strcat and strncat functions copy of   my blog comment   rant currently awaiting.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 13:40

Club for lunch What.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-12 3:20

Spring ahead but you fail at trolling?

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