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Fuuuuuck

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 2:49

http://xkcd.com/413/

I fucking, fucking hate this man, his webcomic and his fucking FIOC jokes.

FUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 16:24

Hello, and welcome to ``Let's analyse Munroe's Jokes!!''.

Let's look at the panels left to right, up to down.

The first panel depicts two figures mounting a computer (And Asus Eee PC) in a hamster ball; humour comes from the fact that they are both adult, but, surprise!, they are amused by a hamster ball! How quaint.

The second panel utilises a typical Munroe motif, the acronyms. We are informed that TCO, the total cost of ownership, of a cat is approximately one thousand dollars a year.

The third panel is another attempt at achieving an amusing effect: One figure states that he has already written AI scripts for obstacle avoidance and blogging. Note that the Author compares the importance of blogging with that of avoiding obstacles. Humorous.

The fourth panel shows the already functional robot, "making friends: with an automatic vacuum cleaner. Notice the onomatopoeias that imitate mechanical noises.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 16:26


randall munroe =

Unroll'en drama
Anal mold rerun
Null nerd aroma
Run mean dollar
Err dunno llama
Anon lemur lard
Damn lunar role
Null are random
Run or anal meld
Lord run me anal

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 16:30

>>42
I'm mailing it to Randall. In fact, I am mailing the entire thread to him, using vm-mode.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 16:34

This is not just the FIOC. It's the LAMEST. THING. EVER.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 16:37

>>44
You used the word ``lamest''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 16:44

>>45
You used '`faggot quotes´`

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 16:48

>>46
Jaunty quotes are '`jaunty`'

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 18:38

[icode]SEX[/icode]

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 20:07

I can't wait to see what language he obsesses over after FIOC.

First it was Perl, then Lisp, now its FIOC. I think next it'll be Ruby, because he'd see through the lies of Visual Basic and would never be able to grasp Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 20:51

>>34
I'm the real Chris de Burgh. I do indeed have chrislaptop and chrisdesktop, but that screenshot is not mine. I don't read xkcd nor do I have a stupid-looking dark theme: http://www.imageput.com/hosted/33198screenshot.png

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 21:25

>>41

I may be a mature adult, but that doesn't stop me finding fun in applying technical expertise to juvenile toys! I can combine making serious economic observations to trivial things and inserting acronyms in one go. I need more cultural references! BLOGGING! WIKIPEDIA? GOOGLE! If I continue to appear immature someone will laugh, right? Making sounds and taking interest in “cute” things appeals to my female demographic. We're so childish! Saying something is awesome is funny, and awesome! Python is really simple, you can import libraries with one line of code. My friends recognise this simplicity with passivity and acceptance. You should too.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 21:29

>>51
Posted it to reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 21:33

WE DON'T POST /prog/ TO REDDIT

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 21:48

>>50
/b/ -  Random
Back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 22:12

>>54
YHBT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 23:01

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 23:03

>>56
I fucking lol'd. The sex with dolphins was a touch. Stop impersonating me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 23:04

>>56
Also, I have the book. I don't need the PDF.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 23:05

>>56
And I don't read xkcd! For fuck sake!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-21 23:10

whbtc

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 0:54

Christopher is my manlover

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 0:57

gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 1:09

>>62
You are making /prog/ shit. CEASE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 1:11

gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 1:22

You first, Impersonator

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 2:44

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 2:48

>>66
i'm lucky i only have dial up internet

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 2:58

>>66
FUCK YOU MY BOSS WAS GOING BY AND HE SAW A PROMINENT PENIS OF MY SCREEN YOU SAID THIS WAS A WORKSAFE BOARD ARGGGGHHHH EAT SHIT FAGGOT.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 3:03


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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-22 16:25

>>68
That image isn't hosted on this board. Your fault for clicking external links, dipshit.
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-25 16:58

satori

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 15:17

>>41
moar analysis

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 16:45

>>74
The [citation was needed].

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 20:47

"... and he began to write xkcd full-time"

Therein lies the problem.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 21:03

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 21:21

>>77
Thanks, Mr 77.126.195.20.

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 21:23

>>78
JEWS

Name: Anonymous 2008-06-21 22:03

>>77
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Randall_Munroe
Gentlemen. We have a spy among us.

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