What's /prog/'s opinion on

1. The Sussman
2. RMS
3. The Abelson
4. Steele
5. Steve Ballmer
6. Dijkstra
7. Steve Jobs
8. Bill Gates
9. Paul Graham
10. Larry Wall

GO GO GO

Don't you gentlemen think this "DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS" and throwing chairs thing is getting a bit old by now? As in, far too old to be funny? If not, I urge you to reconsider.

>>41
Aye, let's just post "hax my anus" and sjis art instead. fucking fabulous.

Oh, so you want to track down members of MY chat room?
209.62.62.138
If you win, I'll drop dox on these folks.
If you lose, however, you leave /prog/ forever.
Hack me, you pussy.
Your friends are invited as well, I will be waiting.
proggit, pm me. You know who I am.

6. Dikjstra's algorithm

Is my favorite

Y'know, the whole ``hax my anus/gtfo'' faggotry makes me miss stuff like cudder jokes and my wrong bitches. Which, in case you haven't guessed, is not a good sign.

>>45
No, it's a good sign. Makes the rest of the /prog/ posters how shit /prog/ became because of these faggots.

>>23
[quote=""]1. The Sussman
This man places acquiring knowledge over social relations, how can I not love him?[/quote]

but i do that ;_; and no one loves me

>>47
My observations of your attempts at mastering BBCode makes your knowledge rather questionable.

1. god, fat, bald
2. fat, unkempt, smells
3. fat, old, has a daughter
4. irrelevant
5. developers, fat, smells
6. hates computers, dutch
7. gay
8. nerd, probably smells
9. irrelevant
10. ugly, smells

>>49
How is Guy Steele-sama irrelevant?

http://research.sun.com/dmp/patents.php?uid=25706&show=all

Please stop with all the Jap suffixes. Thank you.

>>51
Please do not be angry, but YHBT, Anonymous-kun.

lol-sama

>>50
He's not irrelevant per se, he's just not /prog/-relevant. Not a meme 'n' shit.

>>54
I'm doing my best to make matters different... did you for example know that Steele and Sussman wrote the original lambda papers: The holy scriptures of Schemery?

私の他の車には、愚かなcudderニシキヘビ束の

ℍ℁KℰΙΙ

>>39
#include "shiki.h"

void Shiki::seeAChair(Chair* chair) const
{
 try{
   throw chair;
 }
 catch(Chair* chair){
   delete chair;
   while(true){
   cout << "THIS CHAIR ";
   }
 }
}

lol

#include <iostream>
#include <unistd.h>

void Shiki::seeAChair() const {
  exec("kill -fucking google");
  try {
    throw Chair;
  } catch(Furniture f) { //SLICING
    cout << f;
  }
}

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