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DON'T HELP HIM!!

The almighty /prog/-snake is displeased with this thread.
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>>5

  READ SICP
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/¯\_/¯\_/¯v- have u read ur sicp today? XD

LOL U R So Funeh xD ROFL!

LOL SUSSMAN SNAKE

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=O ^{/ have you read your SICP today?}

ITT: /prog/ snake fan art

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         |  ,. *SMACK*  `        `  FUCKING LAMBDA PUNCH
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THE PROG SNAKE.

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WE TRUE SMUG LISP WEENIES
WE READ SICP TOGETHER
WE COUNT PARENTHESES TOGETHER
send this SUAVE SPACE TOAD to every thread you care about including this one if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get 6001 your A TRUE SMUG LISP WEENIE

Please OP, stop posting these. We don't care, and if we did we'd google for the ascii.

>>18
I posted the FIOC duck and I'm not OP, mind you.

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>>18
I posted the entire thread save >>1,18-19. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy what could be considered the more sacred history of /prog/. I was done before you posted anyw OH GOD A FUCKING BEE JUST FLEW IN THROUGH THE FUCKI


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I decided to take the bus, so I headed for the bus stop. A short while later, the bus had stopped at a traffic light outside of the library when all of a sudden this huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes pops through the window and screams loudly "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" With almost no thought I departed the bus, and I ran inside as quickly as possible; the snake head was now chasing me around as I frantically searched for the legendary book among the shelves. I spotted the distinctive blue cover and ran toward it, the huge head inches from my ass. With great force I pulled the book from the shelf and instinctively directed it at the black head which by now was dripping with saliva at the mouth. It disappeared as it made contact with the book, disintegrating into a flurry of glowing parentheses.

I sat there dazed for a few seconds, watching the feathery parentheses slowly become smaller and fade away into nothingness. Slowly, I stood up, still clutching the purple book. I wondered about what I should do with it, then decided to put it back on the shelf. After doing so, I walked back out to the exit and boarded a bus, for where I did not know. The bus driver looked strangely familiar as I dropped the coins into the farebox;

"HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?" he suddenly yelled at me. Oh fuck, I thought to myself. Now I knew why he looked so familiar: He was The Sussman!

"Umm... no," I responded weakly. Suddenly his head looked a lot darker than it was a moment ago, and an evil grin appeared across his face. The bus's doors slammed shut and The Sussman's face turned an almost negroid black. His left hand shot at me and I could see that it was not a hand, but the head of a snake which protruded from its end. I turned around and ran towards the back of the articulated bus.

"Let me show you the power of Satori," The Sussman said in a deep hiss. His snakelike arm extended from his body towards me as I continued to run for what seemed like eternity towards the longbus's rear door.

"Longbus is loooooooooooooooooooooong", I thought to myself as I continued to run, the snake's head fast approaching. The bus seemed to go on forever. After a while, I passed the driver's seat. WTF, I thought. Ahead of me was The Sussman, standing in the aisle facing the same direction as me, with his left arm pointed forward.

I looked behind me, and saw the snake head was still approaching; I had managed to outrun it for a bit, and it was racing towards me. RECURSION! I jumped into the stepwell just as the head gained a sudden burst of speed, piercing through The Sussman and sending bright glowing parentheses everywhere. I watched first his body, then his hands disintegrate in the same manner that the head had earlier. The long black arm, floating in mid-air, slowly disappeared into a cloud of these glowing parentheses, and the snake's head, which I now noticed had come through the windscreen along with me, did the same after a few moments.

I stepped over to the driver's seat, looking for the door release switch. I found what appeared to be the switch and toggled it, but the doors did not open. Shortly after, a low hissing sound emanated from the bus itself, followed by the loud booming cry of "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?", which felt as if it was coming from inside my head. Suddenly everything turned black.

Stop.

>>24
no u

/r/ copy pasta of /prog/ snake.

DON'T HELP HIM!!

gtfo retard.

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~c HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICKPEE TODAY?

gtfo

/r/ copy pasta of /prog/ snake.

gtfo


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                                    SICP IS DEAD

gtfo

/r/ copy pasta of /prog/ snake.

gtfo

FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING FUCKING MOTHER FUCKERS. UR ALL FUCKING GAY STOP LICKING EACHOTHERS NADS AND GET YUOR HEADS OUT OF YOUR ASSES. SHIT ASS FUCK BITCHES FUCKING FUCK YOU!

gtfo

/r/ copy pasta of /prog/ snake.


<anon10> '-._                  ___.....___
<anon11>     `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,            HAVE YOU READ
<anon12>         `''-------'          ( p )  `._       YOUR SICP TODAY ?
<anon13>                               `-'      (
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<anon17>    ................._           --...--,
<anon18>                      `-.._         _.-'
<anon19>                           `'-----''

>>41
Someone stole my idea? I made an anonymous IRCd where each message would be anon_n. People joined and it still sucked ass, just like normal IRC. Tried and tested, anonymous IRC sucks.

>>42
what an original idea

>>41
This may surprise you, but I actually invented anonymous IRC.

gtfo

>>42
No, GNAA has been flooding IRC with ASCII art using conversationally interleaving bots for years.

>>46
true, but this thread is so shitty I'm inclined to sage
timecop's a fool anyway.

You ignorant fool. In promoting this obsessive behaviour about (an actually very good) pornographic science act, and developing a cult-like mentality about it, you've lowered it into the mire of unscientific mindless fapping. You're all disgusting wankers. SICP is not Cracky-chan, do not make it so.

gtfo

You ignorant fool. In promoting this obsessive behaviour about (an actually very good) pornographic science act, and developing a cult-like mentality about it, you've lowered it into the mire of unscientific mindless fapping. You're all disgusting wankers. SICP is not Cracky-chan, do not make it so.

gtfo

gtfo

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