I AM AN EXPERT MUSICIAN

http://www.tindeck.com/audio/my/stwv/GJS-Jay-Sussman-Feat.-JSB-Sebastian-Bach---We-conjure-the-spirits-of-the-computer-with-our-spells

Don't put Johann Sebastian Bach's name on this ^clueless attempt made by a 12-year PHP programmer.
I like the idea, but honestly the performance is so primitive and _substandard that it is almost conceptual.