/prog/: the anime

/prog/ lacks additional character to make a good anime or mango, for The Sussman, SICPgirl and her pet /prog/snake are not enough. We need a charming protagonist, the bad guys and some action scenes. Discuss

I am the BBCode of my post.
SICP is my body, and Lisp is my blood.
I have coded over a thousand programs.
Unaware of Scheme.
Nor aware of Haskell.
Withstood reddit to sage many posts of threads.
Waiting for Sussman's arrival.
I have no vim, emacs is the only text editor.
My whole life was "Unlimited /prog/ Works."