/prog/ lacks additional character to make a good anime or mango, for The Sussman, SICPgirl and her pet /prog/snake are not enough. We need a charming protagonist, the bad guys and some action scenes. Discuss
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Anonymous2008-04-11 20:10
Most of the land of the Sussman is oppressed by the Guido's. Old allies have defected; the TURKEY MANAGER and the AntiCudder now work for the Dark Side.
After secretly reading SICP, a young girl named Usa Mimi reaches Satori. At that moment she knows that the country must be freed. Following her escape to the last stronghold of EXPERT PROGRAMMERs, she meets the Sussman, who gives her a powerful weapon (the /prog/snake). With this, she inspires the remaining Wizards and the Nomads with their dog.
Great battles ensue. Usa manages to defeat Steele. In an epic duel, Sussman defeats Abelson. He shows no mercy, for it is not the Abelson he once knew.
At van Rossum's industrialized headquarter, Python 3000, Usa and the Sussman manage to sneak inside to the throne room while the others provide a diversion.
GvR attacks the Sussman with his sword powered by the souls of his slaves, too powerful to fully defend against. The Sussman quickly retaliates with his Y shaped sword, sending Guido into an infinite loop of stabbing. But it is too late: he is mortally wounded.
"Usa, you must apply the ancient continuation. Only then can this evil be undone." are his last words. Usa fulfils her master's wish, but not before she dived deep into the fabric of time and space and slightly changed its state, something the Nomads could never do.
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All is right in the land of the Sussman. The only thing breaking the harmony is Mrs van Rossum's distant crying over her stillborn baby.