/prog/ lacks additional character to make a good anime or mango, for The Sussman, SICPgirl and her pet /prog/snake are not enough. We need a charming protagonist, the bad guys and some action scenes. Discuss
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Anonymous2008-04-11 17:39
Is the /prog/-snake the comic relief?
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Anonymous2008-04-11 17:41
>>2
Yeah, along with SICPgirl being the fanservice character.
Let's see... /prog/ is about rehashing stuff that was really popular a long time ago, blatant trolling and overanalyzing pseudo-intellectual bullshit that isn't meant to take seriously to begin with, yet everyone pretends it has some deep meaning and end up almost creating a religion around it?
Someone get me Hideaki Anno on the phone. I can see it now: “The End of /prog/.”
>>12
This was a post good post. Were I to rate it from 1 to 10, it would be quite high, perhaps a 7 or 8.
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Anonymous2008-04-11 19:42
>>17
Perhaps you could write a user script which allows you to rate posts. It isn't necessary that anyone else sees the rating, in fact, it should be confidential — and what better way to achieve that by discarding the rating as soon as it is received?
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Anonymous2008-04-11 20:10
Most of the land of the Sussman is oppressed by the Guido's. Old allies have defected; the TURKEY MANAGER and the AntiCudder now work for the Dark Side.
After secretly reading SICP, a young girl named Usa Mimi reaches Satori. At that moment she knows that the country must be freed. Following her escape to the last stronghold of EXPERT PROGRAMMERs, she meets the Sussman, who gives her a powerful weapon (the /prog/snake). With this, she inspires the remaining Wizards and the Nomads with their dog.
Great battles ensue. Usa manages to defeat Steele. In an epic duel, Sussman defeats Abelson. He shows no mercy, for it is not the Abelson he once knew.
At van Rossum's industrialized headquarter, Python 3000, Usa and the Sussman manage to sneak inside to the throne room while the others provide a diversion.
GvR attacks the Sussman with his sword powered by the souls of his slaves, too powerful to fully defend against. The Sussman quickly retaliates with his Y shaped sword, sending Guido into an infinite loop of stabbing. But it is too late: he is mortally wounded.
"Usa, you must apply the ancient continuation. Only then can this evil be undone." are his last words. Usa fulfils her master's wish, but not before she dived deep into the fabric of time and space and slightly changed its state, something the Nomads could never do.
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All is right in the land of the Sussman. The only thing breaking the harmony is Mrs van Rossum's distant crying over her stillborn baby.
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Anonymous2008-04-11 21:47
>>19
It must have a scene where someone is riding a bus and all of a sudden the huge black snake head with retarded-looking eyes pops through an open window and screams loudly "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY?"
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Anonymous2008-04-12 13:53
Alright, /prog/tists, let's get to work.
We need few sketches of /prog/snake, The Sussman and SICPgirl.
The story will start in the dark land ruled by GvR, where /prog/snakes and copies of SICP are prohibited.
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Anonymous2008-04-12 13:55
WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
INDENTATION IS CODE QUALITY
I like Konata because she is a otaku like me, except she has friends. Oh god I wish I had friends too ;_;
Konata also likes videogames and she is kawaii. And there are lesbians in the show and that's good because I like lesbians and I will never have a girlfriend. Why am I such a loser?!
Konata is like my dreamgirl she has a :3 face I love that. She is also nice why aren't real girls nice!? I got dumped a lot of times but I love konata and she wouldn't dump me because she's so nice and cool.
We would play videogames all day and watch Naruto and other cool animes on TV, and I would have sex with her because sex is so good. I wish I could have sex with a girl.