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The great truth, the fact of all facts.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 9:26

Sepples is the greatest programming language known to man.

Prove me wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 9:27

reinterpret_cast<wrong_t>(>>1);

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 10:04

catch (ItIsNotException) {
    no.
}

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 10:04

>>3
Shit, I forgot the exception variable name.

Name: Gerald J. Sussman 2008-04-10 10:08

You're a faggot.
Q.E.D.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-10 11:17

>>1
back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 1:29

I know a lot of faggots who porgoram in sepples. Therefore you are proven wrong.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 5:57

C/C++ = pure win
if you're a good programmer that is

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 9:43

(/ C C++) = 'lisp

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 10:01

>>8
>C/C++ = pure win

if you're a good programmer that is
FIXED

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 12:35

I <3 Scheme

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 12:40

I dislike tabs :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 12:49

>>8
Stop bundling C with that piece of crap.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 14:02

>>13
Indeed, C should already be installed on the target system.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 14:41

>>10
C is a shit language. Too low level. It's nothing more than a big macro assembler.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 15:28

C is the king of all languages.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 15:40

>>15
Get out.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 16:38

>>17
Explain why you disagree.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-12 22:43

>>1
maximal munch

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 8:43

All those who believe C is superior to C++ have not properly learned C++.

Those who have properly learned C++ and still think it is inferior to C are just plain stupid.

Those who have properly learned C++, are not stupid and still think C++ is inferior to C...   WAIT, THIS IS AN IMPOSSIBLE SCENARIO.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 8:58

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 10:38

I implore you, do the male buttocks not remind you of female breasts?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 11:43

>>21
Linux Tarballs would like to have a word with you.

Plus, real programmers realize that all the things you love about Sepples are useless bloat. Take the µTorrent guy, for instance:
Small executable size is achieved by avoiding the use of many libraries,
notably the C++ standard library and stream facilities, and creating
substitutes written specifically for the program.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 11:44

µTorrent should have been written in the algorithmic language scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 20:33

>>24

So don't use the standard libraries if you're afraid of bloat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 20:36

Yeah that's great, so now instead of having one SHARED LIBRARY that all programs use, that's well-tested and known to work, every fucking app will reinvent all the common utilities, and they'll all be buggy.

I wonder if this is one of Microsoft's secret tactics.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 20:46

>>27

So use the the standard libraries if you're afraid of bugs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 20:51

>>24
uTorrent is java, fag

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 20:51

>>28
How about no bloat and no bugs?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 21:34

>>30
gb/2/wonderland. The real programmers are talking here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 21:43

>>29
nO IT'S not

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 22:24

>>31
real programmers
Oh, I'm sorry, I mistook you for a seppler.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-13 23:42

>>32
Oh! My mistake, sir.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 1:56

ITT non-professional hobbyist programmers claiming their pet language is superior.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 2:32

>>35
Yes. That's what /prog/ is about, if you haven;t noticed earlier.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 5:09

>>1
You're doing it completely wrong. That's your problem. The last thing a programmer should do is take his language seriously (and you sound like you're doing that), because whatever language you're using, it's stupid. Some are less stupid than others, but the minute you assume that some feature of your language is more than an essentially arbitrary design decision, you're entering a world of hurt. This is especially true for e.g. Sepples, but even in well-designed languages WTFs abound.
 
You can laugh about it, or you can cry about it. It's up to you (you could also choose to develop an irrational emotional attachment to some language and pretend it's good. I advise against this). I'm going to laugh. You need to separate programming, which you presumably enjoy, from programming languages, which are fit only to be laughed at.
 
Programming languages (and hardware) are toys for you to play with, and nothing more. Programming today is like trying to build a car with Tinker Toys. Completely dismal if you think you're doing it in the best way and somehow you're just too dumb to make it easy. But a lot of fun if you realize you're taking totally inadequate materials and playing a hilarious game of "How good can I make these sticks look?" "What's the craziest thing I can do with totally inadequate materials?" Google for "rat bike". That's what you're doing.
 
Once you realize this you've got a leg up on all the SERIOUS BUSINESS faggots and on those who don't really enjoy programming. They may like it, and they may do it in their spare time. But unless they cackle with glee when they see something really neat, they don't enjoy programming. They just enjoy writing code, which is entirely different. Writing code is making something that works. It's about action. Programming is making it like it should be, staring in wonder at what thou hast wrought, then giggling at all the stupid things you did. Maybe you fix them, or maybe you let them be because it works and you've got another project to get to, but you know it's all a big joke. You code because you like to see code, and think you've got a neat idea. You see a program in your head, and you want it to BE.
 
 Once you get in the right head space, nothing is worthless. Do I complain that I'm stuck writing Sepples in a stupid programming 2 class years below my level (lol switching majors)? No! I enjoy the chance to play with a strange (oh, so strange) new toy.
 
ITT: Satori. Listen the FUCK up, and you can be enlightened too. Also learn as much computing history as you can, read a bunch of EWDs, learn every language you hear about, and so on. Only by studying CS philosophy can you free yourself from the minutiae of computers and (our worst enemy) programming languages.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 5:37

>>24
Actually, we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spels.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 9:06

>>24
Ever wondered why uTorrent is only for windows?
Well, now you know.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 10:47

>>39
But it runs in WINE is not an emulator.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 13:22

>>37
Oh wow.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 13:41

>>37
Impractical Cunt Ranting found in post 37 of this thread.

Also if Sepples is two class years below you how is it a strange new toy? 

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 16:03

How can µTorrent be so small and so fast?

µTorrent is programmed in C++ using custom-coded libraries. It is then compressed with UPX to bring the size down by about 50%.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 16:11

UPX Packer for Executables

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 17:47

>>37

EXPERT PROGRAMMER DETECTED

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 17:57

>>42
Back to bed, OP

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 18:22

>>42
Original author of this pasta here. Why don't we dissect that? Strange: I don't think anyone would argue that Sepples is not strange. New: it's younger than my language of choice, and it's also not a language I have had a lot of contact with (for the same reason I don't drive to the bad part of town and walk around at night). Toy: Q.E.D.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 18:26

>>43
I'm half-working on a Win32 torrent client in C... no name yet but femtoTorrent sounds about right. Don't think that µTorrent is really that small.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 18:40

femto, like the pokemon?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 18:41

>>47
I would like to interview you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 19:10

>>50
Do it on the sly by anonymously asking questions when I don't expect it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-14 19:50

>>49
learn2SI

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 4:30

how to pronounce µTorrent
i must need to know

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 5:07

>>53
you torrent

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 5:34

>>53
funny u torrent

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 7:29

>>53
Micro-torrent.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 12:24

>>53
mu torrent

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 12:30

>>54
no you are

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 13:31

HAX MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-17 13:36

gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-26 21:40

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