sort rant

Seriously... why can't we just do things ONE WAY? All these different types of sorts, for no reason at all except to get a faster running time with programs made for computers that won't even NOTICE the difference between a selection or merge sort. So what if heap sort has a constant O(n log n) time? I don't care! So stop assigning me stupid CS labs telling me to figure out different sorts.
All this from a high school APCS student...

>high school

Something tells me that >>1-2 are the same person and WHBT constantly

Neone here got a slab allocator that i could borrow plz ?thx

>>3
Guess what? They're not...

>>1-6
Only one person on /prog/.