gieb free plz

Are you a talented programmer local to New York, NY – Palo Alto, CA – or Richmond, VA?
If so, feel free to e-mail a resumé to moot@4chan.org along with a list of reasons why you don't suck.
Hell, if you work in advertising/marketing/PR/etc. or something like that, shoot me an e-mail as well.
Note: This is just a feeler. Don't expect a response, seriously. Also if you stink at programming, only know Java, or are remotely new to it ("HURR I'M IN CS101!"), please don't waste my time. Oh, and please don't attempt any sort of humor at all. Thanks!

That's great, but I don't live in that area.

whats wrong with java? i would have put PHP or RUBY ON RAILSS in there instead.

>>3
If you have to ask... gb2/pr/

>>4
Ok, so as i expected you don't know shit, but try to sound clever without actually giving a response.

>>5
No, the whole Java religious war has been done to death already. Enjoy your ad hominem, I know I will.

>>3
That's what you'll be programming.

>>6
Enjoy your ad hominem
I hope you realise >>4 is ad homosexual.

>>8
Enjoy your ad aids
I hope you realise >>8 is ad homosexual

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