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THE TRUTH

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 17:18

C = WIN
http://langpop.com/

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 18:21

>>1
The LtU data can't possibly be accurate. I can't even remember the last time I saw a article about C there.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 18:23

>>2
Lambda the Ultimate.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 18:25

>>3
ΛtU

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 22:13

>>1
The del.icio.us results are interesting. Plagued by a lot of web 2.0 faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 22:16

It's interesting to note how languages like Haskell and Erlang are talked about a lot, despite scoring fairly low on the normalized popularity chart above. People are interested in them, but haven't begun to use them on a large scale yet.

Toy languages

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 22:17

this site requires a browser that supports Javascript
everyone knows that EXPERT PROGRAMMERS use a text browser.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 22:19

YOU EVER SNORT FUN DIP BEFORE?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 22:41

assembly > lisp

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 8:09

>>7
EXPERT PROGRAMMERS use text browser that supports Javascript

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 8:16

just because C is popular doesn't mean it's good.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 8:59

C is quite good however. Sweet spot etc.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 10:51

LISP sucks

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 15:48

>>13
What's the matter? Too many parenthesis for you?
what do you use?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 16:51

LISP is written in C

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 17:53

>>15
Lisp is written in Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-07 23:10

C is all that matters for real. I mean C, not Sepples.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 1:17

>>16
that makes no sense. everything is written in c,even this mac and  ruby on rails.

Name: Hal Abelson 2008-04-08 1:36

Even Gerald J. Sussman is written in C.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 2:34

my butt is written in c

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 2:35

The Matrix is written in mirror-inverted katakana.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 2:37

>>21
which is written in c

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 4:20

Imagine a giant penis flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what programming in C is like.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 4:33

>>23

Oh wow, saved

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 15:24

>>24

Oh wow, you must be new here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 16:28

http://reddit.com/user/hyryst/

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 16:33

>>23
java rules amirite

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 16:36

Imagine a giant black snake flying towards your mouth, and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant snake. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant snake rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant snake is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant snake slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant snake finally exclaims "HAVE YOU READ YOUR SICP TODAY‽" and lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours. That's what browsing /prog/ is like.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 16:54

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 17:02


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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 17:12

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 17:13

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 17:29

>>31
I lol'd for no particular reason

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 17:29


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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 17:43


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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 17:51



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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 17:58


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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 18:01




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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-08 19:08

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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 2:06

Stop this.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 2:20

>>40
I think you are forgetting something

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 2:49

All hail the /prog/sperm

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 10:46

>>36-38
I invented this abomination and now  Ｉ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｋｉｎｄ　ｏｆ　ｂａｄ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｉｔ　：（

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 17:46

Ｉ　ｆｅｅｌ　ｋｉｎｄ　ｏｆ　ｂａｄ　ａｂｏｕｔ　ｉｔ　：（

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 17:53

I lol'd hard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 17:56

>>45
At what post?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 18:33

>>46
at
>>48

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 18:40

>>47
Oh.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 18:42

>>50-999

SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 20:54


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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-09 20:55


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Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:17

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Are you a NIGGER?
Are you a GAY NIGGER?

If you answered "Yes" to all of the above questions, then GNAA (GAY NIGGER ASSOCIATION OF AMERICA) might be exactly what you've been looking for!

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 20:10

<-- check em dubz

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