/prog/ - Have you mooed today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:31



         (__)

         (oo)

   /------\/

  / |    ||

 *  /\---/\

    ~~   ~~

...."Have you mooed today?"...

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:58



'-._                  ___.....___

    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,

        `''-------'          ( p )  `._      OMNOMNOMNOMNOM I'M

                              `-'      ( GOING TO EAT YOUR FUCKING

                                        \ BRAINS OUT MUTHA FUCKA

                              .         \

                               \---..,--'

   ................._           --...--,

                     `-.._         _.-'

                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 13:32



'-._                  ___.....___

    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,

        `''-------'          ( x )  `._      OMNOMNOMNOMNOM

                              `-'      (     DEBIAN TASTE BAD

                                        \ 

                              .    (__) \

                               \---(oo)-'

   ................._        /------\/-,

                     `-.._         _.-'

                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 13:47



'-._                  ___.....___

    `.__           ,-'        ,-.`-,

        `''-------'          ( p )  `._      I look like a penis lol

                              `-'      ( 

                                        \ 

                              .         \

                               \---..,--'

   ................._           --...--,

                     `-.._         _.-'

                          `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 13:52

>>4
If your penis looks like the /prog/snake you should probably see a Doctor.

Name: 4 2008-04-06 13:56

Well, my penis has a mouth like orifice and I tattowed two eyes on my penis.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 14:08

 _   _                                                        __                               _ 

| | | | __ ___   _____   _   _  ___  _   _   _ __   ___ _ __ / _| ___  _ __ _ __ ___   ___  __| |

| |_| |/ _` \ \ / / _ \ | | | |/ _ \| | | | | '_ \ / _ \ '__| |_ / _ \| '__| '_ ` _ \ / _ \/ _` |

|  _  | (_| |\ V /  __/ | |_| | (_) | |_| | | |_) |  __/ |  |  _| (_) | |  | | | | | |  __/ (_| |

|_| |_|\__,_| \_/ \___|  \__, |\___/ \__,_| | .__/ \___|_|  |_|  \___/|_|  |_| |_| |_|\___|\__,_|

                         |___/              |_|                                                  

     _                 _        _            _   

 ___(_)_ __ ___  _ __ | | ___  | |_ _____  _| |_ 

/ __| | '_ ` _ \| '_ \| |/ _ \ | __/ _ \ \/ / __|

\__ \ | | | | | | |_) | |  __/ | ||  __/>  <| |_ 

|___/_|_| |_| |_| .__/|_|\___|  \__\___/_/\_\\__|

                |_|                              

                       _             _       _   _               _            _            ___ 

 _ __ ___   __ _ _ __ (_)_ __  _   _| | __ _| |_(_) ___  _ __   | |_ ___   __| | __ _ _   |__ \

| '_ ` _ \ / _` | '_ \| | '_ \| | | | |/ _` | __| |/ _ \| '_ \  | __/ _ \ / _` |/ _` | | | |/ /

| | | | | | (_| | | | | | |_) | |_| | | (_| | |_| | (_) | | | | | || (_) | (_| | (_| | |_| |_| 

|_| |_| |_|\__,_|_| |_|_| .__/ \__,_|_|\__,_|\__|_|\___/|_| |_|  \__\___/ \__,_|\__,_|\__, (_) 

                        |_|                                                           |___/

Name: oh god what the fuck 2008-04-06 14:11

___.....___ ,.---., -. ,-' `-, / `. \ \ __,.-------' `.____ | \ `,\-' \ \ _ `---`__ (cdr) | \ `'--._//_ ,-. `'\ / `'--._ __| ( p ) \ , /`'-.__ \_\ ,--..,--' / / `'-,................._ /---....--', -" `-.._ _..---' `'-----''

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 14:16

>>7
I have now.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 14:19

____ ___ \ \ \ ( _ ) \ \ \/ _ \ / / / (_) | /_/_/ \___/ _ _ _ ___ __ | |__ __ _ ___| | __ | |_ ___ / / |__ / / | '_ \ / _` |/ __| |/ / | __/ _ \ / /| '_ \ / / | |_) | (_| | (__| < | || (_) | / / | |_) / /_ |_.__/ \__,_|\___|_|\_\ \__\___/ /_/ |_.__/_/( ) |/ _ _ __ | | ___ __ _ ___ ___ | '_ \| |/ _ \/ _` / __|/ _ \ | |_) | | __/ (_| \__ \ __/ | .__/|_|\___|\__,_|___/\___| |_|

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 14:25

__ _____ __ _| |__ / _(_) __| | __ _ ___| |_
\ \ /\ / / _ \ / _` | '_ \ | |_| |/ _` |/ _` |/ _ \ __|
\ V V / (_) | (_| | | | | | _| | (_| | (_| | __/ |_
\_/\_/ \___/ \__,_|_| |_| |_| |_|\__,_|\__, |\___|\__|
|___/

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 14:28

>>1
FAIL



__      _____   __ _| |__    / _(_) __| | __ _  ___| |_

\ \ /\ / / _ \ / _` | '_ \  | |_| |/ _` |/ _` |/ _ \ __|

 \ V  V / (_) | (_| | | | | |  _| | (_| | (_| |  __/ |_

  \_/\_/ \___/ \__,_|_| |_| |_| |_|\__,_|\__, |\___|\__|

                                         |___/

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 14:31

>>12
FAIL

>>11

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 14:33

>>12
You missed the last line

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 14:38

Question: In C, you have to terminate the program file with a newline? Why isn't it so in Haskell, LISP, BASIC, and PERL?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 15:08

>>15
Because C is win, and those other languages are fail (except for Haskell, but I bet you'll never find a file that doesn't end in a newline).

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 15:23

Because C is for ricers who are too squeamish to do ASM.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 15:43

>>10
How have you done that?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 15:44

>>15
*NIX CONVENTION

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 16:00

>>18
fidget-mode

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 21:33

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Fuck you /prog/

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 21:35

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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-11 21:36

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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 10:54

The MAX EXTREME YEAH.

Name: Anonymous 2009-07-21 3:11

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Name: Sgt.Kabukiman 2012-05-21 14:08

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2 Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 11:58

3 Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 13:32

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29 Name: Sgt.Kabukiman 2012-05-21 14:08