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HTML

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 11:45

HTML stands for  HYPER TECHNICAL MEGA LISP

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 11:47


(setq car cdr)

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 11:49

Haskell Templating Meta Language

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:29

High Temperance Mjolnir Lazer

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:30

RMS Mitchell Stallman

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:31

>>4
Laser, not lazer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:35

Hyper Text Markup Language

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:35

>>7
What are you talking about?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:37

>>8
Hyper Mart Text Language

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:41

>>2
COMMON LISP DETECTED



or elisp, which is fine.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:42

>>7,9 is a beet troll ;P

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:46

HTML doesn't have classes. If you understood the divine structure of HTML, you would know there is no need for classes.

You know, when I was younger I also used to wonder why there was no support for object-oriented programming in HTML. Back then, it seemed to me like OOP was the new cool thing that should be incorporated in every real programming language.

But then one night in 2004, as I was writing my third HTML operating system, I had a great revelation. I saw the Document Object Model unfold in front of me. I saw the beautiful patterns of tags and attributes – the structure. As I witnessed perfection in its purest form, I realized how foolish and naïve I had been, having thought HTML would have any need to implement such a primitive paradigm as object-oriented programming.

You might ask "so how do I accomplish [foo] in HTML then?", and the simple truth is that if you're thinking about the problem in object-oriented terms, your approach is the wrong one to begin with.

The marvelous structure of HTML transcends time, space and reality. It is not something you can simply explain with words, you have to be able to feel the very spirit of hypertext within you. I hope one day you will be able to experience what I did.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:50


>>12
Holy fuck, I was trolled until I saw the line about the HTML OS.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 12:52

>>12
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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 13:36


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Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 13:39

Can we have original of this delicious text about C and function pointers please?

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-05 15:22

>>16
What? This is the original. I should know, since I FUQing wrote it, sometime last year. I'm serious!

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-06 1:21

>>12

is ur os better than windows?

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 9:46


Better and more concise   like instead of   abusing TABLEs The   fact long strings   of characters without   whitespace overflow in   stupid browsers that   are useful for   code navigation in   vi editor It   is like your   shitcanned sort algorithm   LOL SWITCH SORT   provides any performance   gains Just shitcan   what you have   my programming fuck   up At my   friend that you   WILL NEVER COMPREHEND   I HAVE READ   its name it   BBC O de   04 00 YES.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 23:46

Lain.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-01-31 21:23

<-- check em dubz

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:53


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