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Now open source:

1 REM /PROG/ THREAD MAKER
2 REMARKABLE, ISN'T IT?
5 PRINT "STARTING."
10 FOR I=2 TO 100
20 PRINT ">>";I;" IS A ";
30 R = INT(RND(1)*6)+1
40 IF R = 1 THEN PRINT "JAVA ";
50 IF R = 2 THEN PRINT "PYTHON ";
60 IF R = 3 THEN PRINT "SCIP ";
70 IF R = 4 THEN PRINT "C++ ";
80 IF R = 5 THEN PRINT "BASIC ";
90 IF R = 6 THEN PRINT "HTML ";
110 R = INT(RND(1)*4)+1
120 IF R = 1 THEN PRINT "FAGGOT."
130 IF R = 2 THEN PRINT "EXPERT."
140 IF R = 3 THEN PRINT "RETARD."
150 IF R = 4 THEN PRINT "HATER."
160 NEXT

STARTING.
>>2 IS A JAVA EXPERT.
>>3 IS A PYTHON EXPERT.
>>4 IS A SCIP RETARD.
>>5 IS A BASIC EXPERT.
>>6 IS A HTML FAGGOT.
>>7 IS A JAVA FAGGOT.
>>8 IS A HTML FAGGOT.
>>9 IS A C++ HATER.
>>10 IS A PYTHON EXPERT.
>>11 IS A JAVA FAGGOT.
>>12 IS A C++ HATER.
>>13 IS A C++ RETARD.
>>14 IS A PYTHON HATER.
>>15 IS A HTML FAGGOT.
>>16 IS A BASIC HATER.
>>17 IS A PYTHON HATER.
>>18 IS A HTML HATER.
>>19 IS A SCIP RETARD.
>>20 IS A PYTHON RETARD.
>>21 IS A C++ RETARD.
>>22 IS A SCIP FAGGOT.
>>23 IS A C++ HATER.
>>24 IS A C++ RETARD.
>>25 IS A PYTHON HATER.
>>26 IS A JAVA RETARD.
>>27 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>28 IS A HTML RETARD.
>>29 IS A HTML FAGGOT.
>>30 IS A BASIC RETARD.
>>31 IS A PYTHON RETARD.
>>32 IS A BASIC EXPERT.
>>33 IS A C++ EXPERT.
>>34 IS A C++ FAGGOT.
>>35 IS A HTML HATER.
>>36 IS A JAVA FAGGOT.
>>37 IS A JAVA EXPERT.
>>38 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>39 IS A HTML HATER.
>>40 IS A C++ HATER.
>>41 IS A SCIP FAGGOT.
>>42 IS A C++ RETARD.
>>43 IS A C++ RETARD.
>>44 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>45 IS A JAVA EXPERT.
>>46 IS A JAVA EXPERT.
>>47 IS A C++ HATER.
>>48 IS A BASIC RETARD.
>>49 IS A SCIP FAGGOT.
>>50 IS A C++ EXPERT.
>>51 IS A BASIC EXPERT.
>>52 IS A BASIC HATER.
>>53 IS A SCIP RETARD.
>>54 IS A JAVA HATER.
>>55 IS A SCIP RETARD.
>>56 IS A JAVA FAGGOT.
>>57 IS A PYTHON HATER.
>>58 IS A JAVA FAGGOT.
>>59 IS A SCIP FAGGOT.
>>60 IS A C++ EXPERT.
>>61 IS A HTML RETARD.
>>62 IS A SCIP EXPERT.
>>63 IS A HTML EXPERT.
>>64 IS A JAVA FAGGOT.
>>65 IS A C++ RETARD.
>>66 IS A PYTHON EXPERT.
>>67 IS A BASIC RETARD.
>>68 IS A C++ HATER.
>>69 IS A HTML EXPERT.
>>70 IS A BASIC RETARD.
>>71 IS A SCIP RETARD.
>>72 IS A JAVA RETARD.
>>73 IS A BASIC FAGGOT.
>>74 IS A JAVA FAGGOT.
>>75 IS A JAVA HATER.
>>76 IS A C++ EXPERT.
>>77 IS A SCIP HATER.
>>78 IS A SCIP FAGGOT.
>>79 IS A PYTHON EXPERT.
>>80 IS A PYTHON HATER.
>>81 IS A HTML FAGGOT.
>>82 IS A C++ HATER.
>>83 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>84 IS A HTML HATER.
>>85 IS A BASIC HATER.
>>86 IS A SCIP FAGGOT.
>>87 IS A C++ EXPERT.
>>88 IS A SCIP RETARD.
>>89 IS A JAVA FAGGOT.
>>90 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.
>>91 IS A SCIP RETARD.
>>92 IS A HTML RETARD.
>>93 IS A JAVA RETARD.
>>94 IS A HTML FAGGOT.
>>95 IS A HTML HATER.
>>96 IS A SCIP EXPERT.
>>97 IS A BASIC HATER.
>>98 IS A SCIP HATER.
>>99 IS A SCIP EXPERT.
>>100 IS A PYTHON FAGGOT.

I am not a Java expert.

I INDENT MY CODE.

im currently reading sisp

I'm actually a prel user

<font size=50>What?</font>


java.lang.Date date = new java.lang.Date.getDate(new DateFormat(new String())).getDate().getJulianDate().getMonth().getMonthName()

<faggot>

I HATE C++


def func():
  def func2():
    def func3():
      def func4():
        print "You"
      func4()
    func3()
  func2()
func()


public class HelloWorld {
  public static void main(String[] args) {
    System.out.println("Java rules!");
  }
}

#include <stdio.h>

int main(void) {
    printf("C++ sucks dicks.\n");
    return 0;
}

putStrLn "Haskell is shit"
(format t "common lisp sucks")
(display '(scheme fails))
int main(void){return puts("C is crap");}
10 PRINT "BASIC SUCKS" 20 GOTO 10
cout << "C++ is awful";
System.out.println("Java is a rubbish language");
write(prolog(sucks)).

ONE WORD, THE FORCED REJECTION OF USEFUL THINGS BY THE NOT-SO BENEVOLENT DICTATOR, THREAD OVER

HEY LOOK THE CODE I FOUND FOR MY NEW WEBSITE
<img src="http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5d/Hello.jpg"/>

09 GOTO >>15
10 IF
20 YOU ARE CLOSING YOUR IMG TAG
30 (LIEK, EXX EM ELL),
40 YOU HAVE TO PROVIDE
50 ALT ATTRIBUTE

ONE WORD, THE FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE, THREAD OVER

HTML is almost the worst programming language ever.
Second only to MySQL

>>17
INDENTION

I hate python.

printf("0x%08xn", x);
is much harder to read than
std::cout << std::hex << std::setfill('0') << std::setw(8) << x << std::dec << std::endl;

I hate Hasklll.

Basic sucks just as much as sepples. So here you have the OP's program in C:

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>

int main(void) {
    int post, lang, type;
    srand(time(NULL));
    for(post = 2; post < 101; post++) {
        printf(">>%d IS A ", post);
        lang = rand() % 6;
        type = rand() % 4;
        switch(lang) {
            case 0: printf("JAVA "); break;
            case 1: printf("PYTHON "); break;
            case 2: printf("SICP "); break;
            case 3: printf("SEPPLES "); break;
            case 4: printf("BASIC "); break;
            case 5: printf("HTML "); break;
        }
        switch(type) {
            case 0: printf("FAGGOT\n"); break;
            case 1: printf("EXPERT\n"); break;
            case 2: printf("RETARD\n"); break;
            case 3: printf("HATER\n"); break;
        }
    }
    return 0;
}

INT LOL = "HELLO"   //Thanks John.

>>24

You are assigning a string to an integer?
Not a sign of an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

>>25
Your mind is closed. There is a world beyond Java, Sepples, C.

>>26

Says
    the
        Java
    retard.

<abbr title="Structure and Computer of Interpretation Programs">SCIP</abbr>

FAILURE.

>>28
SCIP Computer Introductory Programming

GOTO >>30

import datetime
start = datetime.datetime.utcnow()
i = 0
n = 1
while i < 1001:
    n = n + 1
    fail = 0
    for j in range(2,n):
        if n % j == 0:
            fail = 1
    if fail == 0:
        i = i + 1
    print 'The ' + str(i) + str('th prime number is ') + str(n)
print 'Time Taken: '+str(datetime.datetime.utcnow() - start)

PRINT "I R BASIC EXPERT"

#include <iostream.h>

main()
{
    cout << "I R C++ EXPERT";
    return 0;
}

#include <iostream.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <4chan_poster.h>

int main();
char* print_shit_yo(4chan_poster &poster);

int main()
{
    4chan_poster posters[100];
    4chan_poster[33].input_skill("FAGGOT");
    cout << print_shit_yo(4chan_poster[33]);
    cout << "in after rusty improvised C++";
    system("pause");
    return 0;
}

char* print_shit_yo(4chan_poster &poster)
{
    if(poster.status="EXPERT")
    {
       return "FUCK YEAH EXPERT MOTHERFUCKER";
    }
    return "U R A FAG LOL";
}

>>34
#include <(iostream|string).h>
The ``.h'' is deprecated.

import facepalm.jfif;

require facepalm.lua

>>35
EXPERT REGEX --zOMG-OMPITIZED SHIICHAN QUOTER

I ^{<strong>Love</strong>} HTML.

>>35
It's also ``depreciated''.

>>39
lol'd

>>40
No, it isn't, unless you mean that it has ``declined in value''. Deprecated is the correct term here.

I fear that I have been trolled constantly.

>>42
Exponentially, actually.

Posting in epic thread.

>>44
back to /b/, please!!

>>45
SHUT UP FELLOW JAVA EXPERT

http://reddit.com/user/hyryst/

hyryst 25 points 9 hours ago [-]

reddit approves.

>>35
Thanks for the input.

Currently a SCIP faggot. I never read it :(, we don't have that in french canada land.

Would /prog/ recommend me to read it?

Inb4 shitstorm

wakka wakka

10 PRINT"HELLO WORLD"
20 REMARKABLE, ISN'T IT?

>>51

Fuck basic.

The correct context always   gives me a   little sad tbh?

<-- check em dubz