Useless Statements

Are there actually any real programmers even frequenting this board?

because it seems to me that the only people posting responses are:

1. making fun of grammar
2. saying not to help the person
3. making an obvious and unhelpful statement
4. insulting the OP's intelligence
5. insulting the OP's choice of prog language (regardless of what it is)
6. Insulting the OP's Operating system (regardless of what it is)
7. Making a statement that is inaplicable in the situation, or
8. Using some form of leetspeak/pseudocode to insult or otherwise make a statement that is moot or inapplicable


so i would find it interesting if those that frequent this board fill out a quick questionaire:

A. Your Age
B. Your Level of Education
C. Your Experience with Programming (list all applicable)
and finally
D. Your current Occupation and Paygrade

Ill start with the next post...

A. 19

B. CÉGEP (that's college in Québec, french canada). Currently in "techniques de l'informatique", it's kinda like computer science I guess - probably the same fucking thing actually(maybe with less math tho, meh, whatever, you get the idea).

C. learned BASIC first when I was like 15 since i was bored. Once I entered CÉGEP i started learning real shit: VB, C++, SQL, xHTML/CSS, php/MySQL -- and soon I'll add Java + Javascript + VB script to that list. I'm also currently learning python by myself since I want to. Why? Who the fuck knows...
I'm not some pro 1337 programmer... yet at least. I just like technology in general and programming random shit whenever I want to.

D. I only work during summer. Worked in a park last summer (was doing fucking everything, mostly setting shit up, for a bunch of "HOLY SHIT special 4-8k ppl national events omg" without any help, which was totally awesome) for $9.02/hour (6k/summer). This summer I'll probably get a job in IT, anything will do. I'm fucking desperate now and I NEED a job. I guess I'm just tired of doing nothing.

inb4 "THIS ISN'T A FUCKING BLOG"