Useless Statements

Are there actually any real programmers even frequenting this board?

because it seems to me that the only people posting responses are:

1. making fun of grammar
2. saying not to help the person
3. making an obvious and unhelpful statement
4. insulting the OP's intelligence
5. insulting the OP's choice of prog language (regardless of what it is)
6. Insulting the OP's Operating system (regardless of what it is)
7. Making a statement that is inaplicable in the situation, or
8. Using some form of leetspeak/pseudocode to insult or otherwise make a statement that is moot or inapplicable


so i would find it interesting if those that frequent this board fill out a quick questionaire:

A. Your Age
B. Your Level of Education
C. Your Experience with Programming (list all applicable)
and finally
D. Your current Occupation and Paygrade

Ill start with the next post...

>>22
Spoiler: /prog/­ doesn't give a shit what stupid ass courses your dumbass managed to pass -- you're still stuck doing shit jobs making wages on-par with the uneducated redneck working the night shift at McDonald's flipping burgers for unemployed niggers getting their late-night munchies fulfilled.

And you work is ``Beta-Testing'' a programming language? Please. Programming isn't a fucking video game, it's abstracte bullshit. If you were an enterprising expert, you'd draft a large collection of test cases and demonstrate that the programming language meets expectations. If you're an EXPERT PROGRAMMER you'd set up a proof of validity which demonstrates that the language is both valid (can be implemented) and useful. Then you'd write a paper explaining why your Scheme implementation benefits from omitting the SET! command.

Another spoiler: Your ``professor'' you so look up to is a fucking dipshit who couldn't get a decent job himself, and has settled with teaching idiots like yourself. Maybe he's got a flair for ego-fanning, maybe he's a closet pedophile who doesn't want to get in trouble with the law again. Who cares. The point is that he's a talentless hack, and you're even less for respecting him. Even less for inflating his hollow-backed ego further. A real programmer can wank any arbitrary language together with their own semen smeared over lex/flex and yacc/bison and still have enough time in the day left over to lay pick up a pair of lesbians at the bar and fuck them both. Twice.

So why don't you go back to sucking your professor's cock under the desk, since you so obviously want to follow in his sorry footsteps? We certainly don't want your kind here.