Useless Statements

Are there actually any real programmers even frequenting this board?

because it seems to me that the only people posting responses are:

1. making fun of grammar
2. saying not to help the person
3. making an obvious and unhelpful statement
4. insulting the OP's intelligence
5. insulting the OP's choice of prog language (regardless of what it is)
6. Insulting the OP's Operating system (regardless of what it is)
7. Making a statement that is inaplicable in the situation, or
8. Using some form of leetspeak/pseudocode to insult or otherwise make a statement that is moot or inapplicable


so i would find it interesting if those that frequent this board fill out a quick questionaire:

A. Your Age
B. Your Level of Education
C. Your Experience with Programming (list all applicable)
and finally
D. Your current Occupation and Paygrade

Ill start with the next post...

ok, cool, i get to voice myself for once.

A. 22

B. In my 8th semester of college, one more to go (im slightly behind)

C. cs major, besides all the self-teaching (basic, c++, java, javascript, php, scheme, brainfuck, linux, etc...things for fun and things for actual use), as for cs jobs i've been
-teacher for elementary students (html)
-teacher for middle/high school students (java)
-teacher for teachers (i had to teach them fucking dreamweaver)
-teacher's assistant (i taught the intro. CS labs that everyone hates)
-tutored for all the beginner CS classes
-microchip programmer

D. tutor @ about $9/hr, and researcher @ about $10/hr
i only work a total of 19 hours a week between both however, as i am but a student