Useless Statements

Are there actually any real programmers even frequenting this board?

because it seems to me that the only people posting responses are:

1. making fun of grammar
2. saying not to help the person
3. making an obvious and unhelpful statement
4. insulting the OP's intelligence
5. insulting the OP's choice of prog language (regardless of what it is)
6. Insulting the OP's Operating system (regardless of what it is)
7. Making a statement that is inaplicable in the situation, or
8. Using some form of leetspeak/pseudocode to insult or otherwise make a statement that is moot or inapplicable


so i would find it interesting if those that frequent this board fill out a quick questionaire:

A. Your Age
B. Your Level of Education
C. Your Experience with Programming (list all applicable)
and finally
D. Your current Occupation and Paygrade

Ill start with the next post...

A. 15
B. Still in high school
C. about three years using rispu and C
D. None

A. 17
B. Graduating High School in a month
C. PHP and Java
D. Fulltime Student, $0

A. 17
B. Current highschool senior
C. Java and PHP
D. Student, $0

A. 12
B. Fourth Grade (Dropped Out)
C. RPGMaker 2008
D. Game Maker For Own Company

A. 19
B. Leaving high school in a month
C. Scheme and Haskell and C
D. Student, $0