Useless Statements

Are there actually any real programmers even frequenting this board?

because it seems to me that the only people posting responses are:

1. making fun of grammar
2. saying not to help the person
3. making an obvious and unhelpful statement
4. insulting the OP's intelligence
5. insulting the OP's choice of prog language (regardless of what it is)
6. Insulting the OP's Operating system (regardless of what it is)
7. Making a statement that is inaplicable in the situation, or
8. Using some form of leetspeak/pseudocode to insult or otherwise make a statement that is moot or inapplicable


so i would find it interesting if those that frequent this board fill out a quick questionaire:

A. Your Age
B. Your Level of Education
C. Your Experience with Programming (list all applicable)
and finally
D. Your current Occupation and Paygrade

Ill start with the next post...

OP here, I stink. HAHAHAHAHA I AM SO FUNNY LMAO!!!11

>>1-999
Same person and we have been trolled constantly

>>2
back to /b/, please

A. 20
B. Junior in College: 3.6 GPA, ~75 Hours
C. About 21 hours of Undergrad Classes and 6 hours of Grad-level Project based Courses
D. Junior Editor for a local paper; ~$35,000+ a year (part-time, Plus any articles i submit via freelancing.
(i rake in about 600 a week)

20
MD, PhD, DSc, FAAD, Sgt
I wrote the ansi standard eight years ago. I also wrote the first ansi compliant c compiler eight years ago.
I write huge enterprise systems that you couldn't possibly imagine as an EXPERT PROGRAMMER.

>>5

HAHAHAHA
YOU THINK YOURE THOUGH UH ?
I HAVE ONE WORD FOR YOU
  THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE
GET IT ?
I DONT THINK SO
YOU DONT KNOW ABOUT MY OTHER CAR I GUESS ?
ITS A CDR
AND IS PRONOUNCED ``CUDDER''
OK YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
THIS IS /prog/
YOU ARE ALLOWED TO POST HERE ONLY IF YOU HAVE ACHIEVED SATORI
PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
I HAVE READ SICP
IF ITS NOT DONE YOU HAVE TO
TOO BAD RUBY ON RAILS IS SLOW AS FUCK
BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
ALSO
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION

A. 17
B. current college student
C. a year of college so far and sepples is my hobby
D. student $0.00

A. 55.
B. Harvard University.
C. Programmer at the AI Laboratory of MIT.
D. President, Free Software Foundation, 140K.

>>9
WTF, The Sussman!

>>10
Free Software Foundation
No.

>>11
WTF, The Greenspun!

A. 21
B. Completing my BSc, considering dropping out because of ``useless bullshit.''
C. I wrote a C compiler when I was 12.
D. ``Programming Consultant'' 20 hours/week doing essentially Linux Administration; $10/hour.

FSF Software Foundation

>>11
You do know the Sussman is a voting member of the Free Software Foundation?

>>1
not a real programmer

ergo fatso nigger, only one who would complain about our trolling is some sad fucker who wants us to be his personal programming professors or support desk

people here are real programmers, trust me on this, if you ask the right questions and look through the trolling bullshit, you will see

I am a real programmer.

I am an unreal programmer.

A. a little less than (-1)^(1/i) years.
B. "In my opinion the prevailing systems of education are all wrong, from the first stage to the last stage. Eduation begins where it should terminate, and youth, instead of being led to the development of their faculties by the use of their senses, are made to acquire a great quantity of words, expressing the ideas of other men instead of comprehending their own faculties, or becoming acquainted with the words they are taught or the ideas the words should convey." -- William Duane, "Journal of the Senate of the Commonwealth of Kentucky," 1822
C.
#include <inttypes.h>
#include <limits.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
int main(int argc, char* argv[]){
 for(int i=1;i<argc;printf("== prime factors of %jd\n",strtoimax(argv[i++],NULL,0)))for(intmax_t n=strtoimax(argv[i],NULL,0),j=2;j<=n;n/=n%j?(++j)*0+1:j+printf("%jd ",j)*0);
}
D. internet troll, over $9000.

A. 27
B. Completed highschool.
C. None.
D. Unemployed, I'm trying all the fast food chains around, but all have turned me down so far.

ok, cool, i get to voice myself for once.

A. 22

B. In my 8th semester of college, one more to go (im slightly behind)

C. cs major, besides all the self-teaching (basic, c++, java, javascript, php, scheme, brainfuck, linux, etc...things for fun and things for actual use), as for cs jobs i've been
-teacher for elementary students (html)
-teacher for middle/high school students (java)
-teacher for teachers (i had to teach them fucking dreamweaver)
-teacher's assistant (i taught the intro. CS labs that everyone hates)
-tutored for all the beginner CS classes
-microchip programmer

D. tutor @ about $9/hr, and researcher @ about $10/hr
i only work a total of 19 hours a week between both however, as i am but a student