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Lisp - A thinking man's language

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-30 19:28

SQL, Lisp, and Haskell are the only programming languages that I've seen where one spends more time thinking than typing.
— Philip Greenspun, March 2007[1]

[1] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisp_(programming_language)#Quotations

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-30 19:33

Lisp has all the visual appeal of oatmeal with fingernail clippings mixed in.
Larry Wall, creator of the Perl programming language

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-30 19:35

you say it like it's a good thing

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-30 21:57

Java was, as Gosling says in the first Java white paper, designed for average programmers. It's a perfectly legitimate goal to design a language for average programmers. (Or for that matter for small children, like Logo.) But it is also a legitimate, and very different, goal to design a language for good programmers.
— Paul "No Unicode" Graham

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-30 22:15

BBCODE AND ((SCHEME)) ARE THE ULTIMATE LANGUAGES
EXPERT PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-30 22:18

>>2
Perl is even worse.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-30 22:24

>>4
for small children, like Logo
Shit, they taught everyone Logo back when I was in elementary school. That shit was fucking awesome, I fuckkin loved that damn turtle. Probably why I'm so fucked up these days.

Goddamn turtle.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-30 23:02

>>3
Heh. I spend more time thinking about code than writing it. A friend thinks he spends more time writing it than thinking about it. He's a C and C++ programmer. I'm a Scheme and Haskell programmer. I also use PHP, but I don't spend more time thinking in writing that. Personally I think that is because I find it hard to write good code in PHP so I don't even try thinking about how to write good code, I just hack on it and debug it incrementally until it's done and I can do something else.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 2:00

Logo ignited my passion for programming. Back when everybody was busy doing 2d block houses, I managed to draw 2d cityscapes complete with skyscrapers, apartment blocks, business districts and people walking the sidewalk.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 2:38

I got taught programming in my first year. Me and this other guy were the best at it. He would have been a good programmer, too bad he was kind of poor and so probably didn't have a computer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 2:40

>>10
I meant to write "I got taught LOGO in my first year."

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 2:44

>>10
I was taught assembler in my second year of school. It's kinda like construction work -- with a toothpick for a tool. So when I made my senior year, I threw my code away, and learned the way to program that I still prefer today. For God wrote in Lisp code when he filled the leaves with green. The fractal flowers and recursive roots: the most lovely hack I've seen. and when I ponder snowflakes, never finding two the same, I know God likes a language with its own four-letter name.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 2:51

>>12
Now, some folks on the Internet put their faith in C++.
They swear that it's so powerful, it's what God used for us. And maybe it lets mortals dredge their objects from the C. But I think that explains why only God can make a tree.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 2:51

>>13
No, it's because C++ is no longer relevant.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 3:06

>>14
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 4:33

This may surprise you, but I actually made C++ irrelevant.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 4:54

>>16
This may irrelevant you, but C++ actually made me surprised

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 6:51

>>16-17
This may be irrelevant, but I actually made C++.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 6:55

>>18
This may be irrelevant, but I actually made Bjarne.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 7:28

CANCER !!

This thread is

CANCER !!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 14:20

>>1
Greenspun never tried Prolog, obviously. I never spent so much time thinking and so little time typing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 15:27

>>1
Of course, if the length of the program is the same, you'll finish earlier with a language where you think less and type more.
Someone should tell him.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 15:31

>>22
Of course, for the same algorithm, that's never going to be the case.
Someone should tell you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-31 15:34

>>23
I'll tell you something, you better have proof to back that up.

Name: Anonymous 2008-04-01 6:44

>>20
back to /b/

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 20:08

>>21
Ugh, that brings back awful memories.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 20:13

Lisp - A queer man's language

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 21:32

One common property of all these languages is that they are all declarative programming paradigms and not imperative programming paradigms.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 21:36

>>29
3/10

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 21:37

>>29
declare my anus

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 21:56

>>29
The only declarative programs mentioned so far are Prolog and SQL.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 22:11

>>32
All functional languages form a subset of declarative languages.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 22:14

>>33
your momma is a subset of bitches

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-07 2:33

>>34
A subset of the intersection of ``bitches'' and ``whores'', more precisely.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-07 5:03

Philip Greenspun is a moron. Also, Javascript.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-07 6:11

>>35
Your momma's a superset of fat.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-07 21:09

>>37
I lol'd.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-08 8:58

>>37
A subset of the intersection of ``bitches'' and ``fat whores'', more precisely.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-08 13:32

>>39
``Fat'' is not a subset of ``bitches'' and ``fat whores''. There are fat guys too.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-08 14:27

>>40
more precisely.
lrn2english

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-08 14:49

>>41
I'm sorry, `preciselier'.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-08 16:58

>>41
lrn2basiclogic. If she's a superset of fat and a subset of the intersection of bitches and fat whores, fat would be a subset of the intersection of bitches and fat whores. And since fat whores seems to be a proper subset of fat, your entire model just falls apart.
You sully /prog/ with your logical inconsistency.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-08 17:04

>>43
I like my Venn diagrams like I like my space-time; in 4 dimensions + maybe some rolled-up ones.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-08 17:39

>>44
I like your mother like I like my space-time; in 4 dimensions + maybe some rolled-up ones.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-08 21:52

>>45
You're in luck, then.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-08 22:51

I hate it when people bump old threads like this, I was going to retype >>21, until I realized I had already replied to this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-09 2:39

I hate it when people bump old threads like this, I was going to retype >>47, until I realized I had already replied to this thread twice.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-09 5:00

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