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Quick question

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 22:42

I'm learning PHP to create some cool web mashup site. Everything is going great so far; I've got most of the database design down.

Anyway, just one question: what is abstraction? I keep hearing this phrase get banded around a lot and when I asked my professor about he gave me a funny look like he didn't know what I was on about. You guys at /pr/ seem a lot smarter than him, can you help me out?

THANKS IN ADVANCE

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 22:47

You seem to have us confused with /pr/. /pr/ is that way ↳

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 22:48

STOP HELPING HIM!!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 22:49

Abstraction is when you create synergy in your multi-tier UML design. You have to find ways to leverage your ROI in order to boost your desktop wallpaper to the maximum.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 22:53

Abstraction is the process or result of generalization by reducing the information content of a concept or an observable phenomenon, typically in order to retain only information which is relevant for a particular purpose. Amirite or amirite?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 23:09

DON'T HELP HIM

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 23:09

>>2
↳ considered harmful

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-28 23:45

How about ⇲

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 0:05

Abstraction is hiding fast access to hardware in slow and less efficient software layers because the programmer is too lazy to reverse engineer the hardware, and because of our disposable society that forces everyone to upgrade everything every 2 seconds.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 3:11

PROGRAMMING IS ABOUT ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >>2-9
WELCOME TO /prog/
EVERY THREAD WILL BE REPLIED TO
NO EXCEPTION

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 8:40

what is abstraction?
when I asked my professor about he gave me a funny look
I had to imagine if someone actually asked that question... what thoughts would be the source of his funny look. I laughed hard.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 8:50

>>9
BEWARE OF ANGRY ``OMG OPTIMIZED'' KID.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 8:55

Wow. ``Read SICP'' has never been so appropriate.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 8:59

ですぅ〜

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 10:17

>>14
DESU DESU DESU

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 10:56

>>13
LISP is just another of those abstractions that we are trying to help him to get rid of you idiot.
Anyways, >>1, what is the CPU architecture of the server?

Name: Pantsu 2008-03-29 13:09

what is the CPU architecture of the server
It's running on a WRT54G; so 200Mhz MIPS processor. I figure I can get it to scale better buy clustering a few of them (plus they only cost like $50 each).

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 13:17

>>17
SCALABLE ENTERPRISE SOLUTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 14:15

>>17
The WRT54G is considered harmful to networks.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 15:27

>>17
lol, enjoy working with 16MB of RAM.

PROTIP: You can buy an old P3 box and a wireless NIC for less than  the cost of a WRT (or most other wireless routers). Slap FreeBSD (or one of many routing solutions available) and you've got a significantly better performing, more stable platform for working on. The only difference is that it's cheaper, consumes more power and has a larger form factor. Shoot at it until it dies.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 15:43

>>20
YHBT

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 18:07

>>21
FUCK.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-29 21:45

>>20
You lose points for calling software ``solutions''.

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