Java is cool

Why are you guys always bashing java?
I am currently using it and i find it to be a quite nice language. Sure as hell beats the fuck out of C#.

Bigger is just something you have to live with in Java. Growth is a fact of life. Java is like a variant of the game of Tetris in which none of the pieces can fill gaps created by the other pieces, so all you can do is pile them up endlessly.