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Hai Gaiz

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 1:16

ITT we write comprehensible sentences in only programming language keywords.

I'll begin in C++.

break this volatile union, try catch friend, goto class while explicit, do continue.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 1:21

cons car cdr

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 1:21

goto sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 1:28

>>3

more liek

goto !sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 1:31

>>4
goto sage

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 2:14

while sage { sage; }

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 4:41

>>4
Maybe..

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 5:20

>>4
Goto factorial sage?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 7:28

>>8
!sage = not sage; sage! = factorial sage

Name: prog_guy 2008-03-25 8:26

thread == satisfactory ? comment("prog_guy", 0) : comment("prog_guy", "sage");

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 9:29

>>10
quine?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 9:36

セレクト * フロム メンバース ウェーア メンバース。アイデー=3 ィミット 1;

ホワイト様は毎日かわいいねこをたべます。きゃ~あ!

Name: Sageing fail since 1463 2008-03-25 10:36

while sage { sage; }

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 11:54

not exp log srand xor s qq qx xor
s x x length uc ord and print chr
ord for qw q join use sub tied qx
xor eval xor print qq q q xor int
eval lc q m cos and print chr ord
for qw y abs ne open tied hex exp
ref y m xor scalar srand print qq
q q xor int eval lc qq y sqrt cos
and print chr ord for qw x printf
each return local x y or print qq
s s and eval q s undef or oct xor
time xor ref print chr int ord lc
foreach qw y hex alarm chdir kill
exec return y s gt sin sort split

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 12:18


(define (factorial n)
  (if (= n 1)
    1
    (* n (factorial (- n 1))))

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 13:00

>>15
I thought Scheme syntax was nice until I saw HASKELL patternmatching.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 13:01

Nomads:
if hiding in class where deriving exists, do type foreign data, in case of qualified import.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 13:15

Haskell poem:
``
  Hiding import;
  Nothing left;
  right data if false;
  in case of error
    read,
      hiding where?;
''


Was that melancholic or what?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 15:09

>>16
I thought Scheme syntax was nice until I saw HASKELL where clauses.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 15:26

(((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))(()))))))((((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))
)((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((()))))))))))))))(((((((((((())())))))))))
)((((((((((((((((())))))))))))((((((((((((()))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((()))))))))))))))((((((((
(((()))))))))))))(((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))))))((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))((((()))))))))
))(((((((((((())))))))))))))))))))))))))(((((((((((((((((((((((())))))))))))))((((((((())))))))()

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 15:28

>>20
It's 2008, we have auto-close parens ans paren count.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 15:46

>>21
It's 2008, we don't use 70's abandonware anymore.  I think I'll go count parentheses in MS Word, thank you very much.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 16:18

>>22
You'd think this is funny, but I actually wrote some code using MS Word.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 16:21

http://tinyurl.com/3baapq

Question: since when is rickrolling an instance of Trolling? Or maybe we have been trolled? That's deep.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-25 16:22

>>23
EXPERT VBA PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 6:44

The function name outside   those parens and   adds optional syntactic   sugar like begin.

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 23:35

Lain.

Name: Anonymous 2010-11-25 7:02

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Name: Anonymous 2013-08-21 6:51

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