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What project are you working on RIGHT NAO!?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 4:42

tell us /prog/, feel free to brag, what amazing projects do you have undergoing your awesome [u][o]EXPERT PROGRAMMING[/u][/o] power at this very moment?

commercial and non-commercial

i'm freelance and with no deadline i've been writing a small addition to a series of administration tools for a webshop in php that i maintain for a client, it's just one extra PHP file but i was so lazy last night i only wrote half

besides that i'm planning a customer and invoicing system for a chain of local dry cleaners, will start working on that this weekend when they deliver the hardware to my place

on the personal side i'm working on a perl api for the most useless but FUN and EDUCATIONAL piece of software i have ever written, an ircbot in c, i want a perl api so i don't have to write modules in c, asm or c++, but mainly to learn, i mean seriously, who needs an ircbot in c?

also i have a torrent tracker in perl that i'm working on from time to time, it's a constantly ongoing project in that i never work on it

those are the only bigger things i do, NOW U!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 4:52

An EXCEPTION manager.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 4:52

A /prog/ backup script.
Three lines of bash.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 5:49

today im working on my c/c++ lib. it uses a bunch of hideous macros and a build script so that one source can compile to c structs with functions and c++ classes with methods.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 6:08

I'm writing a higher-dimensional game of life. Unfortunately, I'm doing it in Java.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 7:31

A sales order and despatch management program, in VB.NET. It's distributed across multiple sites and ties neatly into a bastard of a legacy system. I'm quite pleased with it so far.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 7:52

i'm writing an IRC server in haskell + some lame projects for college

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 7:57

a text editor.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 8:03

>>8
IN WHAT?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 8:09

A 4chan text board archiver, in Python. Almost done except for the post parsing - reliably reversing the generated HTML to BBCode tags and quotes.

After that, I'm going to try building some sort of search engine around it.

Curious fact: to store the data of all text boards takes up over 410MB

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 8:18

Regression tester in Perl, for an assembler.

>>10
With which compression?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 8:22

I'm adding some features to pacman that I miss from rpm/dpkg.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 9:10

>>12
heathen, pacman is flawless

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 10:05

A 4chan imageboard archiver, in Perl.  Done except for a cross-referencing attachment browser.  Curious fact: the entire corpus of /b/ reposts is expected to reach around 50 GB.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 10:20

>>12
what the hell could you add to pacman?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 10:33

>>15
tits

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 14:39

>>16
i stand corrected.  and erected.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 14:42

>>15-17
We already have Mrs. Pacman you silly cuntshits.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 15:15

>>18
Including >>15 in the quote makes no sense. Please apologise for calling him a `cuntshit'.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 15:18

If you don't apologise, I will troll you. Please apologise.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 15:18

random insult generator

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 16:56

>>18
Drop your insult.  You have 15 seconds to comply.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 17:00

A set of public-domain anonymously written replacements for the GNU coreutils. Join in if you want, the thread is in REchan's better /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 17:01

>>23
Nice try.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 17:01

i composedly state my views.  you are silly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 17:07

a reddit/digg like system only with embeded video from sites with flash-based videos on php and postgresql for the databases class.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 17:13

>>23
Just use a BSD version.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 17:34

I AM SILLY!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 17:34

>>21
Isn't that a three liner?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 20:29

I'm studying how you can write a service in Visual Basic .NET, I want to include a substitute for Windows Update on my custom Windows XP and 2k3-Server .iso's.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 20:55

BBCode decompiler in Scheme. It's already done, now I only look for things that might break it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 21:28

I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big and professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones.  This has been brewing since april, and is starting to get ready.  I'd like any feedback on things people like/dislike in minix, as my OS resembles it somewhat (same physical layout of the file-system (due to practical reasons) among other things).

I've currently ported bash(1.08) and gcc(1.40), and things seem to work. This implies that I'll get something practical within a few months, and I'd like to know what features most people would want.  Any suggestions are welcome, but I won't promise I'll implement them :-)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 22:09

>>32
gb2/1991

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 22:32

A web browser written in Python.

This is going to be the shittiest piece of shit ever, because I'm just now learning the language.

I thought this would be a good way to get my feet wet; much better than "Hello world" anyway.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-17 22:40

At work I'm basically rewriting irssi in Python/Tk. All we have installed are Zircon and Microsoft Chat, both of which are less useful than a week-old pile of dogshit, and the only languages on those computers are Perl, Python, and VBA.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 0:31

Planning to rewrite moinmoin in ruby

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 1:26

>>34
I already wrote that when I was 12.

Now I'm writing unscalable small-scale delevoper-oriented not-really-solutions.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 2:52

I'm rewriting Perl in Haskell.
Yes, i know, this is going to be the shittiest piece of shit ever.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 6:16

>>11
No compression, but the following schema in sqlite:

create table boards (
    board_name text
)

create table threads (
    board_name text,
    thread_no integer,
    subject text,
    post_count integer,
    highest_post integer,
    time_of_last_post integer
)

create table posts (
    board_name test,
    thread_no integer,
    post_no integer,
    date_time text,
    name text,
    trip text,
    email text,
    id text,
    html text,
    bbcode text,
    textonly text
)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 7:04

>>39
flatfiles > sql for text boards.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 7:11

>>40
No. Lack of indexing = FAIL.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 7:31

>>41
setup your own index system

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 7:37

>>41
inodes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 7:56

>>43
That would be an awful waste of space.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 8:05

>>44
Enjoy your 1980 computer.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 9:42

I'm writing a runtime for an advanced RPN calculator language, in Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 10:18

>>46
% man dc

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 11:09

I'm creating my own language. So far I have implemented car and cdr. Hoping to implement caar when I get some free time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 11:10

>>48
Gerald, is that you?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 12:35

>>49
It's got to be J. McCarthy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 13:40

Commercial: A major enterprise/middleware/fuckknowswhatelse company's next major release in Java, though I seem to spend more of my time fucking on with XSLTs and shit.

Personal: Image processing stuff in Python becuase both looked fun and I knew neither.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 15:12

Commercial: An admin console in C# and PowerShell for a very Enterprisey product, and a bit of network plumbing in sepples.

For play, in various states of progress, PGP in Python; an FTP client in IronPython, and for the heck of it, the above bit of network plumbing in Erlang, like God intended.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 15:27

>>47
dc is insufficient.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 16:40

>>53
WRONG FAGGOT THINK AGAIN

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 20:32

>>47
% man dc
% man dc
% man dc
% man dc
% man dc
% man dc
% man dc
% man dc
%

tcsh-faggot detected

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 20:59

I don't know enough to program anything useful... pls give me ideas... :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 21:02

>>56
Write a crapflood script for shiichan.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 21:04

>>55
zsh also uses %, faggot. Only your hippie GNU shit uses $.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 21:30

>>56
read SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 21:38

zsh > *

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-18 23:29

Reading SICP

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 0:27

>>58
lol zsh
enjoy configuring your shell for eleven solid hours

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 5:28

>>58
My ksh uses $ as well.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 5:36

I don't think you even understand why '$' was chosen.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 6:24

>>64
I think it's a reference to M$.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 10:51

flatfiles > sql for text boards.

SQLite or GTFO

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 11:29

>>56
i think that's what this thread is all about, so just pay attention

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 12:23

Is SQLite Touring Complete?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 13:43

>>66
SQLite has well known concurrency problems that make it unsuitable for use by many simultaneous readers and writers.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 13:49

>>69
Yeah well, that just like your opinion man. It's far better than some arcane flat file.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-19 13:50

>>70
Yeah.

Except not.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 8:00


Lotsa stuff which is   just too damn.

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