FUCKING HATE REDDIT

Okay, let me start with this: FUCK. REDDIT. I really hate that faggot site and
its users. It's really bad and we need to find a solution for it. There's a
steaming pile of shit coming from that webshite, and it certainly isn't just
trolls. It's retards. Redditards, poluting our lovely /prog/. Through the text
I'll use "reddit" but I mean "programming.reddit.com" and not the whole reddit
community, which while still full of BS not relevant to /prog/'s polution.

THE(IR) PROBLEM
If you have an account at reddit or even browse it, and you're not a redditard
yourself you know what I'm talking about; Fucking idiots overusing internet
memes, exactly like what the xkcd faggot does. Doing so, they believe they
belong in some "elite" community of computer experts that like esoteric jokes.
You should understand their mental state by now: "I can't fucking program but I
might make esoteric jokes that apparently computer experts like and maybe, just
maybe others will think I'm an expert myself!". Fucking morons. If one takes a
moment from his day to browse reddit, might like the topics. Let's see what we
got: "How to * with Python *", "A simple * with *", "* in 10 steps", "*: the
revolutionary blog/software/other", "Using * for fun & profit". One might think,
"ah, a nice community. I'll stay a while with them". The other day wakes up only
to find the same topics with changed blog links and titles. If you don't believe
me try it yourself. (yeah, ofcourse there are the retarded "points too, how
could a faggot community live without them? Look: wikipedia, digg, ..)

WHY /prog/ SUCKS
It wasn't long ago that reddit faggots weren't aware of /prog/. I believe, 4-5
months ago /prog/ was clean of all the faggotry & spam. Back then a thread could
make your day, and everyone was contributing content, which ofcourse lead to
funny memes et al, unlike all these self-proclaimed "memes". (notice any simile
with the redditards? self proclaimed computer experts & funny or some shit) If
you are not a /prog/ regular or oldie you might have not noticed, you might
think that it's been like that from the beginning. But it wasn't. Even worse,
you might think that these posts are from trolls, but they are not. Ok, maybe
some are, but trolls are not retarded (as some may think). I'm a big time troll
and I don't think most of you understand trolling.

THE SOLUTION
Okay, now that I bothered you with my text, I'm all ears to see what you got to
say about this issue. I cannot think of a solution to get rid of faggots, but I
don't want to see /prog/ become a cesspool like reddit. I wish the old expert
programmers would come back..

Excuse the lack of bbcode in my post but I have to haste.

[sub][sub][sub][i]bampu pantsu[i][/sub][/sub][/sub]

>>81
oh gawd i have failed so hard

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) PROGGIT                                                                                  

hackernews > reddit

<table> cat
cat on the <table>
it's the <table> cat
put the cat on the <table>

>>85
This might surprise you, but I invented that <table> cat meme

This might surprise you, but I invented the "I invented that <table> cat meme", which I invented.

This might surprise you, but <div> cat renders faster.

This might surprise you, but I don't care about the HTML Programming Language.

HTML is Touring complete

Bump, because I thoroughly enjoy this particular thread.
Alas for the sage folks.

Then let's make some good topics, /prog/. Complaining will get us nowhere.

this is why we don't post /prog/ to /code/.

Email me glennsmith@orcon.net.nz

a FINAL solution?

Haxus the Great

>>97
Not this shit again...

post brought a tear to my eye >>1

>>98
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I use memes to hide my inferiority complex ;_;

>>100
EXPERT FIGLET PROGRAMMER

This thread has been threadstopped, You can't reply any more.

Defying Shii-t software since 1993

>>100
_{haxus the lesser}

/prog/ was never good

>>106
was never good
Back to /b/, please.

>>107
Back to /prog/'s archive, please.

http://dis.4chan.org/list/prog/200

>>108
Oh jeez. That section is worse than modern /prog/! Although if you dig in a bit deeper into the archive, you'll find all the golden nuggets from 2005.

dicks

reddit sucks is now a meme.

>>111

Back to /b/, please.

>>109

/prog/, was never good.

Reddit sucks is now a sad reality.

>>113
Oh shaddup you!

>>113
"Good" is subjective. Saying "/prog/ was never good" is just parroting memetic collective sentiment and has no basis in actual fact.

Okay, let me start with this: FUCK. WOLFRAM|ALPHA. I really hate that faggot search site and
its users. It's really bad and we need to find a solution for it. There's a
steaming pile of shit coming from that webshite, and it certainly isn't just
trolls. It's retards. wolftards, poluting our lovely /prog/. Through the text
I'll use "alpha" but I mean "wolframalpha.com" and not the whole reddit
community, which while still full of BS not relevant to /prog/'s polution.

>>117
Wolfram|Alpha is not a search engine

>>118
It is also not sure what do do with your input.

>>119
You said "do do"