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FUCKING HATE REDDIT

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 1:12

Okay, let me start with this: FUCK. REDDIT. I really hate that faggot site and
its users. It's really bad and we need to find a solution for it. There's a
steaming pile of shit coming from that webshite, and it certainly isn't just
trolls. It's retards. Redditards, poluting our lovely /prog/. Through the text
I'll use "reddit" but I mean "programming.reddit.com" and not the whole reddit
community, which while still full of BS not relevant to /prog/'s polution.

THE(IR) PROBLEM
If you have an account at reddit or even browse it, and you're not a redditard
yourself you know what I'm talking about; Fucking idiots overusing internet
memes, exactly like what the xkcd faggot does. Doing so, they believe they
belong in some "elite" community of computer experts that like esoteric jokes.
You should understand their mental state by now: "I can't fucking program but I
might make esoteric jokes that apparently computer experts like and maybe, just
maybe others will think I'm an expert myself!". Fucking morons. If one takes a
moment from his day to browse reddit, might like the topics. Let's see what we
got: "How to * with Python *", "A simple * with *", "* in 10 steps", "*: the
revolutionary blog/software/other", "Using * for fun & profit". One might think,
"ah, a nice community. I'll stay a while with them". The other day wakes up only
to find the same topics with changed blog links and titles. If you don't believe
me try it yourself. (yeah, ofcourse there are the retarded "points too, how
could a faggot community live without them? Look: wikipedia, digg, ..)

WHY /prog/ SUCKS
It wasn't long ago that reddit faggots weren't aware of /prog/. I believe, 4-5
months ago /prog/ was clean of all the faggotry & spam. Back then a thread could
make your day, and everyone was contributing content, which ofcourse lead to
funny memes et al, unlike all these self-proclaimed "memes". (notice any simile
with the redditards? self proclaimed computer experts & funny or some shit) If
you are not a /prog/ regular or oldie you might have not noticed, you might
think that it's been like that from the beginning. But it wasn't. Even worse,
you might think that these posts are from trolls, but they are not. Ok, maybe
some are, but trolls are not retarded (as some may think). I'm a big time troll
and I don't think most of you understand trolling.

THE SOLUTION
Okay, now that I bothered you with my text, I'm all ears to see what you got to
say about this issue. I cannot think of a solution to get rid of faggots, but I
don't want to see /prog/ become a cesspool like reddit. I wish the old expert
programmers would come back..

Excuse the lack of bbcode in my post but I have to haste.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 10:06

>>118
Wolfram|Alpha is an enterprise web-based scalable cutting-edge expert system.

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 13:39

>>117
Through the text I'll use "alpha" but I mean "wolframalpha.com" and not the whole reddit community,

Name: Anonymous 2009-05-24 15:57

>>122
Oh no!!! You might realize I'm not the original author of that text

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 5:32

As a redditor, I'm really getting a quick out of this thread.

Name: atara_x_ia 2009-09-10 6:15

>>124
we really needed you to bring this thread back for that, jackass.

Name: sage 2009-09-10 6:27

send this thread to hell please

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 6:45

hahaha, i was thinking the same thing yesterday.
people on reddit use 4chan memes too damn much

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 13:22


[15:127] FUCKING HATE REDDIT
1 Name: Anonymous : 2008-03-15 01:12


Proof that /prog/ has always sucked.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 13:38

>>128
On the contrary, I think it is more proof that reddit has always sucked

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 13:40

>>129
touche, my good man

Name: jamestopher 2009-09-10 13:49

Vote up if you hate Reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 14:08

+5 Fuck Reddit and his mom.
Also bump, because I love this thread.

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 14:32

Who else here wears a calculator watch?

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 14:43

>>133
Just what the fuck are you talking about? sage. this thread is 1 year old. If there was any hope back then, certainly there's nothing to hope for now. Just move on, nothing to see here...

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 15:28

reddit

Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 16:00

>>134
Just what the fuck are you talking about? sage.
sage
*sigh*

Name: anušrib 2009-09-10 16:39

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Name: Anonymous 2009-09-10 16:39

>>133
Even better, I have a slide rule watch.

Name: anušrib 2009-09-10 16:39

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