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Tanenbaum is giving a lecture tomorrow

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-12 8:15

So, Tanenbaum is giving a lecture at my university tomorrow. What would be a good way to troll him? I was thinking of wearing a shirt stating: "GNU Hurd - The power of microkernels." It's also money savvy because I could use that to troll RMS if he ever comes here. Some other guy suggested printing the flamewar off Google News and asking him for an autograph.

Note that it can't be something that would take too long to prepare (I only have until tomorrow) or something stupid he's sick and tired of hearing all the time (ie: "LAWL LINUX TARBALLS OWNED YOUR FACE BACK WHEN I WAS 5").

Also, Mr. Tanenbaum, if you're reading this, could you please ask "If you post on /prog/@world4ch, stand up." tomorrow? If you do so, you'll become the second /prog/ god, right after The Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 8:15

>>38
They wear those dangly bulb things, and have a asterisk hat.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 8:33

Anyone want the other Tanenbaum book [i]Computer Networks[i]?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 9:16

>>40
Sure. Also OP, how was the lecture?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 9:19

Well, Tanenbaum didn't autograph the flamewar I printed out. He said that he's so tired of hearing about it, he keeps getting tons of emails from random people with stuff like "I am Jin Xhung. Linus is very good person, you are bad man." daily. If you look back, he was so unlucky it's almost funny, he did sane predictions and then the impossible happened, several times. 386? Who the fuck is going to be running 386s in a couple of years? Shit sucks, right?

He signed my Minix CD, though. He's a pretty nice guy. I really liked his presentation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 10:15

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 10:21

Tenebraectum is giving a concert tomorrow

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 12:25

Meanwhile, Linux is (very) slowly turning into a microkernel.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 13:24

>>42
Yes please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 13:42

>>48
see >>45

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 14:22

CHM is for faggots

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 15:10

Uh-oh, nobody is taking the troll seriously!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 16:09

>>51
Uh-oh, I am forcing memes!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 16:18

>>52
Uh-oh, nobody is taking the troll seriously!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 16:20

>>51,53
Uh-oh, I am forcing memes!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 16:20

>>52,54
Uh-oh, someone is taking the troll seriously!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 16:22

>>1
Uh-oh, I am tuning fish!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 16:23

Uh-oh, forced meme achieved. Way to go, /prog/.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 16:27

>>57
But I posted it only once! (I still invented it, because I posted it first.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 16:30

Uh-oh, [insert a variation of some other meme]!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 16:34

Uh-oh, nobody is taking the beet toll seriously!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 16:55

>>50-60
Uh-oh, you have been caught trolling!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 18:00

>>61
Uh-oh, you have been caught tolling!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 18:01

>>62
Uh-oh, you have been caught barrel rolling!

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 17:47

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-17 19:46

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