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Terminal Browser War

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 14:31

HOW DO EXPERT PROGRAMMERSYOU READ PROG???

* lynx
* links
* elinks
* NON EXPERT (ie, ff, ...)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 14:31

xemacs w3c

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 14:39

Microsoft Internet Explorer 6.0

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 14:42

wget -r

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 14:44

curl

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 14:46

cat /dev/random | perl

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 14:52

M-x internet-mode

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 14:53

nc dis.4chan.org 80

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 15:13

I use Opera Browser

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 15:13

www.opera.com

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 15:23

dreamcast

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 15:53

M-x sussman-mode

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 15:59

Right now: Konqueror 3.5.9 on KDE 3.5.9 on Linux playmolas 2.6.24-11-386 #1 Fri Feb 29 21:28:00 UTC 2008 i686 GNU/Linux

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 16:07

lynx is not a browser, it is merely a http client with very limited html support, furthermore, it is infinitely inferior to even links

Name: A good question 2008-03-10 17:07

Does Opera has emacs built-in, or is it the other way around ?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 17:50

>>15
M-x opera-mode

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 17:56

surfraw

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 18:06

I email my mail daemon, it retrieves the web page for me then I retrieve the web page from the daemon to view the page in lynx.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 18:10

I use a gopher -> http gateway.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 18:44

For personal reasons, I do not browse the web from my computer. (I also have not net connection much of the time.) To look at page I send mail to a demon which runs wget and mails the page back to me. It is very efficient use of my time, but it is slow in real time.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 19:04

>>3
pwnd

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 19:34

>>6
cat /dev/random | perl

I invented that meme when i was 12

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 19:56

I invented the ANSI standard when I was 12

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 20:59

>>23
This may surprise you, but I was on the board that created that meme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 21:26

>>24
I invented that board when I was 12.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 22:24

I use mA WII

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 22:34

>>25
This may surprise you, bu I conceived you when I was 12.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 22:36

>>27
This may surprise you, but I was conceived when I was 12.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 22:42

>>28
This may surprise you, but I'm 12.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 22:49

>>29
This may surprise you, but I created you.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 22:57

>>29
This may surprise you, but asl?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 22:57

>>30
This may suprise you,

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 23:02

>>27-33
This may surprise you, but this was the same person.

Name: sage master 2008-03-10 23:05

>>33
and we have been trolled constantly

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-10 23:08

Have you paid your beet toll today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 0:01

>>35
This may surprise you, but I caught you failing to grant ``beet toll'' meme status when I was 12.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 5:01

>>35
This may surprise you, but I invented that meme in another thread yesterday, and people were trying to take credit for it in five minutes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 5:13

>>37
This might surprise you, but I invented the ``beet'' part.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 5:17

>>35
I lol'd for no reason at all.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 5:57

I wrote a terminal browser in Lisp when I was 6.
It passes the ACID 3 test.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 6:07

i telnet in

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 8:03

>>40
HOW CAN IT PASS THE ACID3 TEST WHEN ITS A TERMINAL BROWSER?
[b]HUUUUH?!![/]

FURTHERMORE THE ACID3 TEST IS REALLY COMPLICATED, IT INVOLVES AINMATION AND ZUCH AND [o]EVEN THE BOYS AT MICROSOFT[/] CANT DO IT AND THERE ARE EXPERT PROGRAMMERS

PLUS IT IS ONLY BEEN A FEW MONTHS AROUND SINCE IT WAS WRITTEN SO HOW CAN IT BE ARE YOU SIX YEARS OLD NOW???ççç!!!!!
IF SO: UNDERAGE b& !!!!

IN CONCLUSION I AM CALLING YOU OUT !

POST YOUR CODE OR GTFO >>40
I AM CALLING YOU OUT FAGGOT
YOU BETTER SHOW ME SOMETHING !!!
[iI AM CALLING YOU OUT

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 8:40

>>42
I'm not going to explain myself to people who can't even handle BBCode programmation.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 10:16

>>43
You have been tolled

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 14:12

w3m is good, but it has sucky gopher support (links/elinks has none, lynx has working but slightly buggy support)

and gopher is the new web! go gopher!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 14:19

>>45
The version of firefox after firefox 3 will have no built-in gopher support.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 14:32

yes, i heard. the evil motherfuckers.

btw, a firefox extension (called OverbiteFF) is in development that will provide gopher support... it would be nice to get it in the firefox basic install after firefox3

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 19:09

gopher is for bbs fagOH SHI-

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 19:12

>>47
people say firefox is bloated as it is. moving the gopher capabilities to an extension sounds good.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 19:35

>>49
I believe security reasons (reducing attack surface) are the cause.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 19:39

The cause of bad/bloated software is bad programmers.
Nothing more, nothing less to blaim.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 22:46

www

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 22:46

>blaim

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-11 23:13

 <?php echo file_get_contents("http://dis.4chan.org/prog/"); ?> 

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-12 10:36

>>53
blaim

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-12 17:15

>>36
EXPERT MEME CROSS_BREEDIING

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-12 17:35

>>36
I lol'd for no particular reason

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-12 23:18


                                                                 NC(1)

NAME
       nc - TCP/IP swiss army knife

SYNOPSIS
       nc [-options] hostname port[s] [ports] ...
       nc -l -p port [-options] [hostname] [port]

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-12 23:52

NAME
      8        ac -  print statistics about users' connect time
      9
     10 SYNOPSIS
     11        ac     [ -d | --daily-totals ] [ -y | --print-year ]
     12               [ -p | --individual-totals ] [ people ]
     13               [ -f | --file filename ] [ -a | --all-days ]
     14               [ --complain ] [ --reboots ] [ --supplants ]
     15               [ --timewarps ] [ --compatibility ]
     16               [ --tw-leniency num ] [ --tw-suspicious num ]
     17               [ -z | --print-zeros ] [ --debug ]
     18               [ -V | --version ] [ -h | --help ]

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 8:45


     wc -- word, line, character, and byte count

SYNOPSIS
     wc [-clmw] [file ...]

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 10:01

MAN(1)                        Manual pager utils                        MAN(1)

NAME
       man - an interface to the on-line reference manuals

SYNOPSIS
       man  [-c|-w|-tZ] [-H[browser]] [-T[device]] [-X[dpi]] [-adhu7V] [-i|-I]
       [-m system[,...]] [-L locale] [-p  string]  [-C  file]  [-M  path]  [-P
       pager]  [-r  prompt]  [-S  list] [-e extension] [--warnings [warnings]]
       [[section] page ...] ...
       man -l [-7] [-tZ] [-H[browser]] [-T[device]] [-X[dpi]] [-p string]  [-P
       pager] [-r prompt] [--warnings[warnings]] file ...
       man -k [apropos options] regexp ...
       man -f [whatis options] page ...

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 10:14

LESS(1)                                        LESS(1)

NAME
       less - opposite of more

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 10:26

No manual entry for woman

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 10:40

No manual entry for train

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 10:45

No manual entry for chowder

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 10:57

No manual entry for automatic

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 16:52

>>52
www
Goddammit, I read that as warai. I'm becoming weeaboo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-13 17:00

>>67
I read `whoami' as `hoo-ah-mee'

Name: Henry Fortran 2008-03-13 19:55

$ whoami
?
$ whoami
I'm Jean Valjean!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-14 19:58



http://emacs-w3m.namazu.org/

Name: Simon Peyote-Joints 2008-03-15 5:34

HELLO MY NAME IS SIMON PEYOTE-JOINTS AND I AM THE FOUNDER OF PURELY FICTIONAL PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE HASKELL.

http://research.microsoft.com/~simonpj/GIFs/spj-snow.jpg

AS YOU CAN SEE, I ALSO LIKE SNOW.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 5:41

>>71
I'm emailing this thread to SPJ. Let's see how he responds.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 6:08

>>69
This makes no sense.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 6:18

I AM TIGER WOODS

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 11:18

>>74
I'm emailing this thread to Tiger Woods. Let's see how he responds.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 13:21

Damn y'all crackas be trippin'

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 13:25

>>76
yo I'm so gangsta I hold my laptop sideways when I post flames.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 13:47

nice to know even /prog/ isn't safe from cancer

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 17:44

>>49
Firefox isn't bloated because of its features. It's bloated because it's a hack on top of the Netscape codebase. Just look at SeaMonkey and the former Mozilla Suite. Lighter than Firefox and a shitload more features. What the fuck?

Firefox removes features (or banishes them to about:config so they won't confuse users! PROTIP: Even fucking IE has a "Advanced" tab filled with, well, ADVANCED options. Just because the average user won't use them, that's no reason to remove them from the GUI) and increases memory usage. GOOD JOB.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 21:12

Okay, this thread is now about w3m-emacs.

I do everything I am supposed to do, put the (require 'w3m-load) in the init file, but EMACS refuses to find it. I have explicitly added the exact location of the w3m-load to the load-path, but with no avail. I see that all other files in the w3m dir are byte-compiled, and that might be the case, but EMACS does not compile w3m-load, it just pretends I didn't input the command. Help?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 21:19

http://www.emacswiki.org/cgi-bin/wiki/emacs-w3m#toc8

Fucking FIRST Google result for w3m emacs. How more can you fail?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 21:19

FF - The EXPERT's choice.

All others have AIDS.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 21:22

>>81
Oh no, but I have EMACS 22!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-15 21:26

>>83
reed sickpee

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 0:05

w3m

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-16 5:57

Bampu-pantsu!

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 6:00


Protip DONT learn C   lisp and acl2   before i graduate   i know you   CANT USE ANY   lock buttons because   I mainly use   notebook my physical   Caps Lock is   a lot more   honest The best   programming language in   the pure sciences   I hope people   would just move   on Ada and   COBOL are much   more illustrative examples   of languages that   are over 20   years programming experience   IS TOTALLY IN   RPGMAKER GUYS SO   I hear C   is so awesome.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 6:50


The same NASA that   insists that global   warming is a   header file of   the girl in   real life to   take over Lisp.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 6:50

NECRO POSTING IS FAGGOTS
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