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Good morning, /prog/!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 1:32

Have you read your MSDN today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 1:36

Have you saged a shitty thread today?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 1:45

>>2
No, actually, I haven't.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 2:40

>>3
I have.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 3:33

shit I wasn't expecting that

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 4:59

BURN IN HELL YOU MICROSOFT SCUM !

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 7:04

Read the Microsoft Developer Network? How do you do that?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 7:15

MSDN Soft Developer Network.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 7:18

>>8
MSDN Sucker Developers Network.

Name: Chris Hanssen 2008-03-06 7:19

>>2
This site is not for bashing people and it is not for rudeness. Its intended for being nice and coming together to post hentai and tentacle porn and talk to other members. It was a nice place before you mean people came and started being rude and annoying.

Name: The_Sussman !9dc0/Qropc 2008-03-06 7:33

>>10
This site is not for lecturing people and it is not for whining. Its intended for being nice and coming together to post ``LISP'' and ``LOL SEPPLES FORCED INDENTATION OF CODE LOLOLOL SUSSMAN CUDDER LOL'' and talk about SICP with other members. It was a nice place before you stupid people came and started being rude and annoying.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 7:34

>>11
GJS Jay Sussman.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 7:34

MIT Institute of Technology.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 7:34

>>10
There's no need to be rude. I was inquiring whether or not this member had performed his duties today. You are quite wrong in implying I was bashing this person, as I myself am an MSDN Shitty Developers Network member.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 7:37

http://www.youtube.com/user/Hanssen69

FUCK.  FUCK!  FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!

Name: GJSussman !xpQSO2ECEY 2008-03-06 7:50

>>11,12
This may surprise you, but I am the real GJ Sussman and I'm standing up.

Name: GJSussman !xpQSO2ECEY 2008-03-06 7:50

>>11,12
This may surprise you, but I am the real GJ Sussman and I'm standing up.

Name: The_Sussman !9dc0/Qropc 2008-03-06 7:51

>>16,17
I don't care about that, because I am The_Sussman.

Name: The_Sussman !9dc0/Qropc 2008-03-06 7:51

>>16,17
I don't care about that, because I am The_Sussman.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsfxiOEWB3w

Name: THE_SUSSMAN !!b/set1rj5EkThVD 2008-03-06 7:55

This site is unscientific and ultimately destructive, assholes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 15:49

>>20
This may surprise you, but I invented this site.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 15:55

>>21
This should surprise you: I invented Galileo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 17:48

>>22
This will surprise you: I am Galileo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 17:50

>>23
This could surprise you: I know everything about you, my son.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 18:19

>>24
This might surprise you: Galileo went back in time and got his own mother pregnant

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 18:20

>>25
That BITCH, I knew she was hiding something from me.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 19:38

ergo your wrong bitch

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 20:14

This may surprise me, but what the fuck are you guys talking about?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 20:30

>>28
how ur mom got pregnant.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 20:44

>>29
she way instained

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 23:19

The topic of this thread is now

How is babby formed?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 23:48

>>31
how girl get pragnent?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-07 2:23

They need to do way abstain mother. Who kill their babby, becus their babby can't fright back?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-07 3:58

>>33
Of course you wouldn't fight a baby -- the strength difference is just too large.

For my descendants, I challenge them to some Scheme exercises after I have finished reading SICP to them, this is usually two days after birth.

If they fail I dump them in the woods, so I only have three living descendants right now (one of them was adopted by a wolf, but I won't acknowledge him).

Oh, and I kill the girl babies right away because they are useless.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-07 4:51

>>34
Oh, and I kill the girl babies right away because they are useless.
why the hell would you announce that you're gay on /prog/?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-07 11:33

>>35
Because we're a tolerant and caring community that is always ready to give a fellow good advice on whatever topic?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-07 12:50

>>36
What should I have for dinner?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-07 13:03

>>37
Girl babies. It would be a waste if >>34 had to just throw them away, now wouldn't it? And read SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-07 13:31

>>38
Silly you, girls are worthless in all ways -- they even taste worse than boys!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-07 19:03

>>39
How do boys taste?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-07 19:09

>>40
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 14:53

If boys taste terrible, how are girls?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 14:56

>>42
They taste like Haskell the partly-decomposited dog.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 15:47

>>43
Partly?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 16:01

/r/ pictures of Haskell the dog.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 16:26

>>45
http://i31.tinypic.com/mltk5w.jpg

Found using C-x M-C M-M C-_ find-mode

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 16:30

>>46
Is that a trailer park?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 17:13

>>46
He looks so sad :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 17:14

>>48
He looks so lazy :(

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 17:17

>>46
There was one other photo.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 17:18

RIP Haskell

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 17:26

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-08 20:32

He doesn't look very decomposed.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 5:43

>>53
Because he had Just died.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 5:44

>>53
Decomposited.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 9:41

>>54
LOL HASKELL REFERENCE

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 9:59

>>52
Haskell noooo!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 11:49

>>49
Haha, just like the language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-09 12:13

>>58
It's not funny, my dog died that way.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 11:07

Acknowledge that no one   hears it it   How is that   none of these   fucking posts about   complexity Randall Munroe   Yes I know   c well enough   to read it   in my native.

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