/prog/ - Hey guys. Gosling here.

Name: Gosling 2008-03-04 19:57

Hey guys. I suggest all of you Emacs users start switching over to my favourite ENTERPRISE text editor -- Netbeans. VIMMERs should probably stick with what they have, a CRAPPY NON-ENTERPRISE MODAL editor.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 20:04

I suggest that you kill yourself for ENTERPRISE LULZ.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 21:14

THE GOSLING

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 21:14

Please stab yourself in the eye with a railroad spike.

Name: Gosling 2008-03-04 21:19

>>4
I created Java.

Name: Gosling 2008-03-04 21:19

>>4
You know, Java, the ENTERPRISE SOLUTION.

Name: Gosling 2008-03-04 21:48

HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK DICKS!

Name: Steele 2008-03-04 21:52

>>5,6
This may surprise you, but I coauthored the Java Language Specification.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 21:59

>>8
This may surprise you, but I am the father of the Java programming language.

Name: Block 2008-03-04 22:25

Have you read your Effective Java today?

Name: Sussman 2008-03-05 0:40

Have you read your HTDP today?

Name: Felleisen 2008-03-05 0:59

The Sussman plugging my book? What an honor!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 2:28

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Name: Anonymous 2009-02-25 7:14

The OMG OPTIMIZED stage where you care about including this one if you learn C after.

Hey guys. Gosling here.

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2 Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 20:04

3 Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 21:14

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5 Name: Gosling 2008-03-04 21:19

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7 Name: Gosling 2008-03-04 21:48

8 Name: Steele 2008-03-04 21:52

9 Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 21:59

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12 Name: Felleisen 2008-03-05 0:59

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