emacs halp

I just got emacs, just learning C
/prog/ help.
I'm not expert enough to read SICP yet, so inb4 that.

How do I compile something written in C on emacs?

I expect many trolls, one serious answer at least would be nice.

Remember when I told you not to do more retarded questions?
Because you'd anger an .. oh FUQ

    OKAY YOU FUQIN ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER
    GODFUCKIGNDAMN
    FIRST OF ALL, YOU DONT FUQIN KNOW WHAT A MAN PAGE IS
    SECONDLY, THIS IS /prog/ DO NOT DEMAND USEFUL ANSWERS THE WAY YOU WANT THEM TO BE
    THIRDLY PROGRAMMING IS ALL ABOUT PHILOSOPHY AND ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE'' THAT YOU WILL NEVER COMPREHEND
    AND FUQIN LASTLY, FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BULLSHYT
    EVERYTHING HAS ALREADY BEEN ANSWERED IN >>2,2,2