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What was your first (useful) program?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:07

I am learning programming right now, and so far I didn't succeed in creating a powerful virus in C or an enterprise GUI in C++, but I did code lolcocks_folder.py
What was your first useful program? (Not helloworld.c or another example from K&R)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:11

powerful virus in C
back to /faggot/, please

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:11

An ANSI C compiler when I was 8

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:12

I wrote an ANSI C compiler when I was 12.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:23

I wrote hello world in Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 15:31

I wrote an ANSI Universe compiler when I was 2.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 15:37

I wrote a SICP clone when I was 12.

Name: Alan Turing 2008-03-03 15:43

I am Alan Turing.

Name: Alan Turing 2008-03-03 15:43

Oh, BTW, without me, none of you would be here.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 15:44

A stereo in mIRC script (lol)
A dice roller in perl.
A temperature converter in C--wait, that's in K&R...
A Diceware password generator in bash.
A lexicon in CGI.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 16:05

I didn't write anything remotely useful yet as far as I can remember.

Name: Dennis Ritchie 2008-03-03 16:18

>>3
>>4
I wrote C. Fuck C++.

Name: Paul Graham 2008-03-03 16:18

I wrote arc.

Name: Blake Ross 2008-03-03 16:19

I wrote Firefox.

Name: Sussman, Gerald J 2008-03-03 16:48

I wrote SICP.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 16:50

I wrote this BBS.
No, wait.. nothing useful.

Name: Mitnick 2008-03-03 17:12

I'm a leet haxor. Praise me faggots.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 17:27

I wrote your mothers. All of them.

Name: GJSussman !xpQSO2ECEY 2008-03-03 17:31

>>15
This may surprise you, but I actually co-wrote SICP with my collegue.

Name: lol !8mQB/2odm6 2008-03-03 17:57

>>19
What have I done?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 18:11

IRC server in perl when i was 13

Name: Bill Gates !4rlFIKXi5A 2008-03-03 18:18

I wrote a BASIC interpreter for the Altair 8800.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 21:18

I wrote a shooting game with Borland C++ in C-Mode.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 22:39

Most of my programs are calculate various things that need to be calculated.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 22:51

What was your first (useful) program?
A BASIC program that would ask for the user's name and then proceed to enter a critical loop section which would SPAM NAME$ is a faggot in rainbow coloured text. Good times. Good times.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 23:06

A BASIC program that would find the factors of 121.  For bonus points on a homework assignment.  In third grade.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 23:28

>>26
are you kidding?

i was writing C compilers in MIPS binary code at that age.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 0:34

>>27
Well, bully for you.

.NET program to multiply quaternions.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 1:10

>>28
underage b&&

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 1:47

>>25
lolled

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 1:50

I never made anything more useful than vidya games and housekeeping shell scripts ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 1:51

>>31
Don't worry, I used to like Haskell too at some point.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 2:00

Haskell can't do either of those.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 2:05

>>33
;(

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 6:35

>>21
use Net::IRCD

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 6:36

>>35
use Fail::XKCD

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 8:18

>>33
now you have two problems.

Name: shii 2008-03-04 8:29

Take a wild guess.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 12:58

>>38
useful

I dunno, lol.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 1:50

>>38,39
gopher://gopher.shii.org/

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 6:00


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