Name: Anonymous 2008-03-01 8:29
Hy /prog/ i got a job as a programmer, but the stuff my boss wants me to do is too hard for my work ethic.
They always gets mad when I dont do work and often trys to make me stay after hours.
Apart from that the job is ok, so heres the thing. If someone on /prog/ can do my work for me, all i have to do is sit in the office from 9-5 pressing random keys, and then someone can do the work. Of course id pay whoever it was.
So if any unemployed programmer wants it plz reply.
Here are a few pointers I picked up on relating to what they like their coding style to be.
1) You must work within the current database spec, you cant change it and it works.
2) All programs must be written in perl but in c style
2a) No foreach loops
2b) No array assignments in the style ($a,$b,$c) = @array
2c) You cant shift items off the array unless its to get subroutine arguments
3) you must use a shitty in house implementation of something wherever possible
I will provide the development environment, which involves a mysql database and perl running on linux.
They always gets mad when I dont do work and often trys to make me stay after hours.
Apart from that the job is ok, so heres the thing. If someone on /prog/ can do my work for me, all i have to do is sit in the office from 9-5 pressing random keys, and then someone can do the work. Of course id pay whoever it was.
So if any unemployed programmer wants it plz reply.
Here are a few pointers I picked up on relating to what they like their coding style to be.
1) You must work within the current database spec, you cant change it and it works.
2) All programs must be written in perl but in c style
2a) No foreach loops
2b) No array assignments in the style ($a,$b,$c) = @array
2c) You cant shift items off the array unless its to get subroutine arguments
3) you must use a shitty in house implementation of something wherever possible
I will provide the development environment, which involves a mysql database and perl running on linux.