Haskell

I own the copyrights of my dog and any derivative works.

If you do not cease and desist publicly making available the works of my dog (namely, it's feces) on your lawn, I shall be forced to take legal action.

Torrent plz

Haskell was my dog, you heartless bastard. How can you make fun of his death, claiming he was yours?

This may surprise you, but I have a dog named Haskell.

Terrible!