/prog/ - SON OF A BITCH SCHEME

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 11:33

SON OF A BITCH SCHEME
I AM EXPERT PROGRAMMER
SCHEME IS PIG
DO YOU WANT PARENTHESIS?
DO YOU WANT REDUNDANT?
FUNCTIONAL PROGRAMMING IS PIG DISGUSTING
SUSSMAN IS A MURDERER
FUCKING SICP

/prog/ is filled with failed programmers and GIGANTIC FAGGOTS.

Name: Lurk MOAR 2008-02-28 11:35

0/10.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 14:04

I like Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 14:13

NO EXCEPTIONS

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 23:07

>>4
That's right. Exceptions are for real, high level languages, unlike the useless academia toys /prog/ uses, such as Lisp and Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 1:02

>>5
Haskell has best exceptions out there. Lern 2 not troll.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 1:13

>>5
>>6
You both fail
>>4
was obviously refering to OP's post and was reinforcing it by stating there has been no exceptions to this observation thus far.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 1:24

I don't see how Scheme uses redundant parenthesis. Numerous is not redundant.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 4:30

YOU HAVE ANGERED AN EXPERT PROGRAMMER

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 16:02

>>8
Back to MIT please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-29 16:36

SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
SAGE SAGE SAGE
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE?
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE?
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
SAGE SAGE SAGE SAGE
SAGE SAGE

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-02 9:14

SON OF A BITCH SCHEME

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-02 15:07

(print 'hai')

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-02 18:18

>>13
Invalid Scheme code.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:12

SON OF A BITCH

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:23

>>13

Expected type: [Char]

Inferred type: Char

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:26

>>14-16
Parsing error: Intelligible babble found where coherent sentence expected. Bailing out.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:29

>>17
lrn2ghc

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:31

>>18
yhbt

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:38

>>19
yaht
(yet another haskell tutorial)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:39

>>20
b& (banned)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:43

>>21
ST (stop that)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:54

>>22
GNU(Gnu's not unix)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 14:56

>>23
BSD (BSD's Super Duper)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 15:04

>>24
JAVA (JAVA's another vitualmachine asshole)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 15:05

>>25
C (C)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 15:06

>>26
Sepples (See Pleples)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 15:25

>>27
Sage (Sage ain't generic executable)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-03 22:42

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 4:08

>>29
AIDS (AIDS Immune Deficiency Syndrome)

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 5:06

What does the D stand for in AIDS?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 5:38

>>31
DNU's Not Unix.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 6:11

>>31
aiDs

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-04 21:53

>>30
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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 2:35

>>34
Yers?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 9:43

CUPS Unix Printing System

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 10:38

FAQ: Asked Questions.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 11:02

NaN ain't NaN
DOS Operating System
CIDR Inter-Domain Routing

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 11:12

IP Protocol

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 11:15

Sage again, googly eyes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 11:20

>>40
I removed Windows and installed Ubuntu Linux so I could have the xeyes. They're cool and relaxing.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 11:37

>>41

You could have just installed Cygwin.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:03

AIDS Is Delicious Semen.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:09

>>42
What's cygwin?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:23

>>44
Cygnus Windows.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:29

xfce has no xeyes. Should they be there, I mean, their name begins with `x'!!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:30

>>46
!!
VALID HASKELL CODE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 12:53

XFCE File Creation Environment

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 13:05

>>46
xfce has no xeyes.
Terrible!

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 13:11

How does it xee?

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 13:23

>>50
Ah, and so art imitates art.

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 13:25

>>50
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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 13:38

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 13:39

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Name: Anonymous 2008-03-05 13:43

>>54
EXPERT PATTERN-MATCHER

Name: Anonymous 2008-03-06 0:54

test
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Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 9:01

Installed in my server and set up that it actually displays Right Help?

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-17 1:24

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 6:14

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SON OF A BITCH SCHEME

1 Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 11:33

2 Name: Lurk MOAR 2008-02-28 11:35

3 Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 14:04

4 Name: Anonymous 2008-02-28 14:13

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