coding contests

I'm going to participate in a programming contest, IEEE Xtreme, in which I'm supposed to solve something using sepples or java with a group in 24 hours. While the other members of the group are EXPERT PROGRAMMERS, I have not achieved satori even though I read SICP. What does /prog/ recommend for me to do so I can do fast ENTERPRISE programming etc.? Does anyone have any experience in such shenanigans?

do so I can do fast ENTERPRISE programming etc

Burn SICP, lose SATORI

I recommend bringing a rifle and sufficient ammunition, in case you suddenly become enlightened.

cobol

Implement a Scheme interpreter in java or sepples.

get out of my /prog/

you are a disgrace

>>5
That is the most unholy, blasphemous thing imaginable - to think, of javaids in contact with that beautiful language...

bump out of sheer faggotry

I'd use C. Not like any of their problems require OOP anyway, since they usually focus on algorithm design.

I'd use binary code. Not like any of their problems require statements anyway, since they usually focus on algorithm design.

I think I'll go with Intel 8051 Assembly.

>>11
No, write all the solutions in Brainfuck for epic lulz.

epic lulz

I will use QBasic :]

Also, how do I achieved Satori????/

/gorp/ contest
http://rechan.da.ru/gorp/

IEEE is the greatest bastion of faggotry in engineering, I'm not surprised at all to see their contest is full of javaids.

>>16
NO U

>>15
what the fuck is that?

>>18
HAVE YOU READ YOUR PoRE TODAY?

>>18,19
same person trying to advertise that aids shit.
Stop, or I'll upload CP and then report you to da.ru

>>20
no I was really wondering what it was, then I realized it was something retarded and ridden with AIDS

>>91
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>>91
niggerbitches lol

With Haskell Lisp Scheme   HASKELL OR SOMETHING   like that When   out driving in   his car he   was repeatedly stopped.

doesn't matter so much for abstraction eh.

>>24
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