/prog/ - Enterprise Java [part 1]

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 0:06

Enterprise Java

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 0:07

public static int ObjectFactoryFactory( EnterpriseClass.OtherThing.SomethingHere (OtherCrap.OtherCrapFactory.OtherCrapFactoryReference.RubyIsBetterThanThisBullshitklsgkjsgoiUHF(*Y#U(*RJ#(U (*#H(F (*H#Q(*HEF( H()F*J(*&R#H(U DVHIU ERNEWR

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 0:59

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Valid Java code

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 1:26

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Valid "Valid Java code" code

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Enterprise Java Beans

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 2:01

[i]ENTERPRISE BBCODE SOLUTIONS[i]

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 2:17

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ENTERPRISE BBCODE FAILURE

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 2:41

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Enterprise Java CAFFEINE LOADED CODING COFFEE

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 4:17

http://headrush.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/hfscheme.jpg

Behold the power of the y-combinator

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 4:40

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Behond

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 7:22

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wat

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 7:45

>>9

0/10

Now, http://www.miketaylor.org.uk/tech/oreilly/truenut.html is how you do things.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-25 16:26

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http://mitpress.mit.edu/sicp/full-text/book/book.html

Fix'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 4:35

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What? There's a book about /bin/true?
My god...

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 6:09

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no, moron.
There is no way to order this book, since it's an artifact of my imagination. It's a work of fiction in the fullest and purest sense, since the very existence of the work is fictional ... so far! As I write (23rd August 2002), readers' comments have led me to propose this book to O'Reilly as sort of lightweight joke present for hackers. A selection of readers' comments is below.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 6:56

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lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 9:19

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What the heck is a /bin/true?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-26 10:01

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a trudder

Name: Anonymous 2009-08-16 22:48

Lain.

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Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 5:40

Don't change these.

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