Anti-satori

Dreaming about coding pisses me off so much.

I go to bed to fucking REST, not solve more problems! Irrelevant, imaginary problems! (like how to code a blade of grass to play music???) -- the solutions to which I'll forget when I wake up, anyway!

I was fucking stuck in this dream this morning, writing some code, for like an hour and a half, going in and out of consciousness.

FUCK.

Will achieving Satori bring peace to my mind and dreams?

Talking about copypasta, does anyone have a copy of that story where the guy pushed his son's marbles up his wife's ass while she was asleep, and she is terrified when she shits them all out?