Sortfags

I stumbled across this while surfing the tubes for sorting algorithm stuff.

http://discuss.fogcreek.com/joelonsoftware4/default.asp?cmd=show&ixPost=119736

>>1
Joel is not a fag, newfag.

>>2
He's a big gay jewfag and you know it

>>2
Actually, he is. See http://joelonsoftware.com/news/fog0000000095.html

>>2-3
lern2sort

And it's not Joel, it's the script kiddie who posted that.

I think >>3 is a pretty cool guy. eh is eloquent and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>2
Joel is a nigger.

I think >>6 is a pretty cool guy. eh uses old memes and doesn't afraid of anything.

>>4
Jared (my boyfriend)
What. The. FUCK!?

Seriously, now I'll have to reexamine my assumptions.

>>9
Why does it bother you that he has an intimate, sexual relationship with another man?

>>10
How can you gain value from the writings of a homosexual?

>>11
Yeah, nobody cares about computability, the halting problem and artificial intelligence.

>>12
I only care about SICP and The Sussman ^__________^;;


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Alan Touring was also a homosexual. Without him, you guys wouldn't be here.

The Sussman is also a homosexual.

>>15,16
That's a LIE!

The Abelson is also a homosexual.

>>17
Anal Touring was homosexual.

>>16
Julie Sussman's first name is actually Jules.

Abelson has a daughter.

Homosexuals are Touring complete. They cottage across a (theoretically) infinite park in either direction. They have memory. In each step, they can enjoy anal sex, suck a cock, or lisp.

>>21
Why she is so bald?

Why, oh why do I like gay writers/engineers/scientists so much.
I'm not a fag myself but I'm totally gay for most of them :<

>>24
Actually, you are a fag yourself.

Abelson has a daughter.

ABELSON has a DAUGHTER

Sussman has a SICP.

>>27
>>26
She's so fucking cute and sweet. I'd treat her to some fancy restaurant, then take a long romantic walk with her, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite her to my home and ravage her hot ass for hours, and forcing my cock down her throat so she choked on both the throbbing cock and her own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to cum on her cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry her in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from her. I'd whisper "I love you" and give her a tender smile, and cut her throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in her own warm blood, she'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between her lips, then she'd die. After some additional lovemaking, I'd stuff her in a bin bag. Three Weeks later, some playing children will find her mutilated and desecrated body in the forest. They will be scarred for life.

>>29

Go back to /b/, please.

>>27
Fuck. His daughter is PIG DISGUSTING.

Do a Barrel sort.

http://photo.net/philip-greenspun/photos/pcd0787/hal-and-amanda-12.4.jpg

Amanda Abelson ;_;

Bitches don't know about my Θ(n2) worst case.

>>31
Abelson is no Chippendale himself...

We all know who the true Satori sex pot was... Grace Hopper, we miss you so.
I don't know what problem you all have with Amanda, though. Look at the picture, she's holding a floppy. That's hot. Fuck, they're both hot. I just can't decide, the 3.5 or the 5.25?