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Help poor children in Uganda!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 3:36

~                type  :help iccf<Enter>       for information                 

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 3:42

:wq<Enter>

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 4:00

>>2
E32: No file name                                                                                                                                                                            

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 4:51

:help iccf

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 4:58

                                                                *iccf* *ICCF*
Vim is Charityware.  You can use and copy it as much as you like, but you are
encouraged to make a donation for needy children in Uganda.  Please see |kcc|
below or visit the ICCF web site, available at these URLs:

        http://iccf-holland.org/
        http://www.vim.org/iccf/

You can also sponsor the development of Vim.  Vim sponsors can vote for
features.  See |sponsor|.  The money goes to Uganda anyway.

The Open Publication License applies to the Vim documentation, see
|manual-copyright|.

=== begin of license ===

VIM LICENSE

I)  There are no restrictions on distributing unmodified copies of Vim except
    that they must include this license text.  You can also distribute
uganda.txt [Help][RO]                                                          

[No Name]                                                                      
"uganda.txt" [readonly] 296L, 14390C

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 5:24

:e donateto4chan-chan.jpg
:set emacs-mode
M-x artist-mode

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 5:57

Not wanting to help undereducated Niggers in Africa is yet another reason no to use VIM.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 6:02

>>6
I lolleth for no particular reason.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 6:46

http://www.vim.org/sponsor/vote_results.php
7        102       (-10)        48       -5        add integration with Python instead of inventing more Vim script

ONE WORD: The forced integration of code. Thread over.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 7:47

vi > vim

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 7:55

>>10
emacs > vi > vim

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 7:56

Feature bloat considered harmful

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 8:04

Beeping considered harmful.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 8:16

Textmate is superior. You have the guarantee that none of your money will escape to Africa.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 8:55

>>14

It might, somewhat indirectly. (I.e. you go to Starbucks and buy coffee with African beans.)

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 8:57

Uganda is something akin to Ubanto?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 9:54

>>16
Uganda is the country that black Ubuntu users have setup.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 10:00

>>17
Oddly, they are starving, because they have to deal with the economy themselves.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 11:59

>>16
"Uganda" is an ancient African word, meaning "I can't configure Rwanda."

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 12:22

>>19
'Ubuntu Cola' is an ancient african word, meaning "I can't configure pepsi".

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 12:31

``EMACS'' is an ancient African word, meaning ``I can't configure `ed'.''

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 12:36

>>21
I'm pretty sure that IHBT, but it's more like ````VIM'' is an ancient African word meaning ``I can't operate EMACS.''''.''.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 12:37

>>22
I rage when I see mismatched proper quotes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 13:57

``ed'' is an ancient African word meaning ``Just because it's now the 70's there's no reason to learn a new text editor''

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 13:59

>>22
``EMACS'' is actually ancient Egyptian for ``I can't operate screen'' , or use "proper ASCII double quotes".

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 15:58

bitches don't know about my nvi.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 16:07

>>26
``nvi'' is an ancient African word meaning ``70's abandonware are editors too!''

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 20:00

>>19
that's a new one.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-19 23:09

''hexer`` is an ancient African word meaning 00000000:  23 20 4d 61 67 69 63 20  6c 6f 63 61 6c 20 64 61  # Magic local da
 00000010:  74 61 20 66 6f 72 20 66  69 6c 65 28 31 29 20 63  ta for file(1) c
 00000020:  6f 6d 6d 61 6e 64 2e 0a  23 20 49 6e 73 65 72 74  ommand..# Insert
 00000030:  20 68 65 72 65 20 79 6f  75 72 20 6c 6f 63 61 6c   here your local
 00000040:  20 6d 61 67 69 63 20 64  61 74 61 2e 20 46 6f 72   magic data. For
 00000050:  6d 61 74 20 69 73 20 64  65 73 63 72 69 62 65 64  mat is described
 00000060:  20 69 6e 20 6d 61 67 69  63 28 35 29 2e 0a 0a --   in magic(5)...-

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 7:50

"`java"' is an ancient African word meaning ENTERPRISE.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 8:00

>>30
"`java"'
By Jove, what kind of monstrosity is this!

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 21:30

I bet Richard Stallman never gave a penny to poor children in Uganda. But then again, he knows how to operate EMACS, so it all kind of cancels out.
Anyway, RMS's African tribe name is ``M-x emacs-lisp-mode'', which in real language means "One who doesn't shave, bathe or use non-free software".

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 23:13

>>25 or use "proper ASCII double quotes".
or use proper unicode double quotes (yeah, I actually have those in my keyboard)

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-20 23:34

or use <q lang="en-us">proper html double quotes</q> (yeah, I actually have those in my keyboard)

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 1:39

or use \\ proper bbcode double quotes|| (yeah, I actually have those in my keyboard)

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 1:58

or use
.Dq proper mdoc double quotes
(yeah, I actually have those in my keyboard)

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 2:06

or use «proper european double angle quotes» (yeah, I actually have those in my keyboard)

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 6:48

That reminds me, I was reading a thesis this morning, and it was all LaTeX'd up with formulas and illustrations and looked pretty good, and then suddenly I chuckled a little upon noticing how everything was quoted like ”this”.
The moral of the story is to use ``faggot quotes'' when you're writing in TeX, or it'll come out [i]wrong[i].

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 6:51

>>38
how do i shoot \em?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-21 7:40

>>39
HOW DO I SHOT \em?

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