Fucken Java

Just got my first school work in Java.

I need motivation.















Please.

Java is portable.

Kill yourself.

com.java.Java java = new com.java.Java(com.java.Java.JAVA);

hello world requires a class

>>5
It requires a function in C. What's your point?

>>6
Java requires a functionmethod in the required class.

java sucks

Fuck. All this goddamn java bashing is stupid. Incase you don't know, Java has great support for ABSTRACT BULLSHITE

>>5
LOL

public class HelloWorld{
    public static void main(String[] args) {
        System.out.println("Hello, world!");
    }
}

Java is for people who wear a condom when they jerk off to porn.

Java is an endless exercise in trying to offload as much code generation as possible to the editor while convincing yourself that you aren't really doing any of that nasty higher-level programming, since you're keeping any semblance of power or expressiveness out of the language itself.
It's a great plan, really. They have enough artificial limitations for about 20 years of careful release of 'productivity enhancing features', and then they can use another 20 on upgrading the language itself. Java programmers eat that shit right up. "Wow, you mean with this editor, I won't have to manually type in about 20 identical getters and setters for every class I make? This modern technology sure is making our job easier."
A fun meta-exercise is to take note of every time you could have saved yourself some work by programming in a real language. There's nothing more motivating than noticing that more than half your code is either copy-paste with minor edits, or cumbersome workarounds for limitations in the language.

>>7
At least it doesn't require you #include <stdio.h> for every single thing.

Please provide some good Haskell FFI tutorials.

Java can get you a good job and it's used by an extensive number of companies.  There's your fucking motivation.

OP here, thanks /prog/

This is something do with opening a file, modify the phrases in it with that the user requests (lots of methods) and save it in another file.

Thank you all ^^

>>17
sed -f- infile > outfile

>>1
Create a scheme interpreter in java and just use that?

>>19
expert.

SchemeInterpreter scheme = InterpreterFactory.newInstance(SchemeInterpreter);

You now feel a strong urge to check what are the last two exercises in SICP.

SchemeInterpreter scheme = InterpreterFactory.newInstanceEx(SchemeInterpreter, NULL, NULL, NULL, NULL);

SchemeInterpreter scheme = InterpreterFactory.newLanguageInstanceEx(new LanguageDefinition(Language.InterpretedLanguage.SchemeLanguageDefinition),NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL);

>>21-24
It's a simple REPL, idiots.

SchemeInterpreter scheme = REPLFactory.newLanguageInstanceEx(new LanguageDefinition(Language.InterpretedLanguage.SchemeLanguageDefinition),NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL);

It's null, dumbass

SchemeInterpreter scheme = REPLFactory.newLanguageInstanceEx(new LanguageDefinition(Language.InterpretedLanguage.SchemeLanguageDefinition), NULLFactory.getNull(), NULLFactory.getNull(),NULLFactory.getNull(), NULLFactory.getNull());

SchemeInterpreter scheme = REPLFactory.newLanguageInstanceEx(new LanguageDefinition(Language.CompiledLanguage.SchemeLanguageDefinition.R6RS), null, null, null, null);

SchemeInterpreter scheme = REPLFactory.newLanguageInstanceEx(new LanguageDefinition(Language.InterpretedLanguage.SchemeLanguageDefinition), ConstantFactory.newConstant(NULL), ConstantFactory.newConstant(NULL), ConstantFactory.newConstant(NULL), ConstantFactory.newConstant(NULL));

>>30
i loled

>>21,23-24,26,28-30
Well, that was certainly amusing.

>>32
darn tootin

>>33
More like darn trolin