/prog/ - Java program

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-11 22:14

ok so i just created a java program in blueJ for my friend to use but how can i get it so that she can open it on her computer, what does making it into a JAR do?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-11 22:41

well, i made it into a jar but now i get a virtual machine error that says fatal exception has occured, what gives

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-11 22:47

btw, im using bluej, 2.21 and jdk 1.6

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-11 22:55

pics of your friend?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-11 22:56

>>4
grow the fuck up

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-11 23:02

>>4
back to /b/, please.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-11 23:49

>>5
>>6
Yeah, really.

>>1
BBCode annotated description of your friend?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 0:30

>>6
>>4
gtfo

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 5:04

>>8
What does the G in GTFO mean?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 6:17

TFOGET

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 6:23

GYHL

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 6:28

>>1
2/10

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 16:06

>>9
GNU The Fuck Out

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 21:16

GYou just lost the game.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 21:19

GNU's Not Unix

GNU's SHIT

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 21:19

Java java = new Java()

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 21:30

(Java)java.java("Java");

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 21:32

com.java.Java java = new com.java.Java(com.java.Java.JAVA);

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 21:33

struct c *c = (struct c *)malloc(sizeof(struct c));

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 21:39

import java.java.java;

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 21:40

>>19
wait wut?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 21:51

>>19
struct c *c = malloc(sizeof *c);
FIXED.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 22:18



FIXED

FIXED

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 22:50

new JarProvider(JavaVirtualMachineFactory().instantiate("java-2-se-6.0.1_3"), new ObjectInputStream(new FileInputStream(JAR_FILE))).getManifest().getMainClass().getDeclaredMethod("main").invoke(null, new String[0]);

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-12 23:17

>>24

A part of me died when I read that.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 1:13

>>25



// easy way to output to a file with a specific encoding:

new BufferedWriter(new OutputStreamWriter(new FileOutputStream(filename), encoding));

THIS IS WHAT JAVA PROGRAMMERS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 1:28

>>26
Granted, the lego-like IO and Collections parts of the java libs are pretty useful, just a bit wordy.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-13 2:28

I don't think you have a friend, enjoy your JAR.

Name: efg 2008-02-13 3:06

>>14
fuck and i was just sitting comfortabily in a chair on my second day of my new job... sigh guess I yfve to go look for work again.

>>28
if false GOTO(!!!) >>7

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