I've lately adopted the ``bastard" style of programming, whereby I write useful programs, offer binaries which erase the user's hard drive, and render the source useless with invisible unicode characters.
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Anonymous2008-02-06 20:11
>>1 Oh, a joke about programming. You read xkcd, don't you?
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Anonymous2008-02-06 20:15
I've lately adopted the ``enterprise" style of programming, whereby I write scalable utilities, offer .class files which erase the user's hard drive, and render the JVM Bytecode useless with invisible unicode characters.
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Anonymous2008-02-06 20:18
I've lately adopted the ``quote-and-change-slightly'' style of posting, whereby I copy and paste, offer new words which erase the original words, and render the post's meaning different and hilarious.
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Anonymous2008-02-06 20:21
I've lately adopted the ``reveal-obvious-truths'' style of posting, whereby I get to the heart of the issue, offer musings about posters' mental and emotional states, and render the previous jokes ruined.
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