Java or C#?
1
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 7:31
Hello /prog/ ,
2
Name:
Anonymous 2008-02-06 7:34
Suicide.
3
Name:
Anonymous 2008-02-06 7:39
Suicide.
4
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 7:40
b-ball
5
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 7:41
>>2,3
Same.
Though Java is the least bad of those two. Java was an attempt at making Sepples more nigger. C# is an attempt at doing the same to Java.
6
Name:
Anonymous 2008-02-06 8:03
Hang myself
7
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 8:15
I would write a scheme interpreter.
8
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 8:40
I would write a c compiler
9
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 8:51
Java, and then use SISC.
10
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 10:02
i would write the first iso c compiler in ansi c when i was 12 years old
11
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 10:10
i would write the first time machine compiler in ansi time machine code when i was yet to be born
12
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 17:57
java. At least its Free software.
13
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 18:19
>>12
For a given value of free.
14
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 18:46
Is Java officially endorsed by RMS M. Stallman?
15
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 19:09
Who is RMS M. Stallman? All I know is that RMS (aka. Richard M. Stallman) officially endorses Java as being free.
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 19:11
>>15
RMS M. Stallman is the inventor of GNU's Not Unix
17
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 19:13
Java or C#?
18
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 19:15
>>17
The Zords didn't have penises. Or if they did, they weren't reproduced in the toy versions I had as a kid.
19
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 19:16
Rape by elephant
20
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 19:17
21
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 19:33
>>20
We call that
[spoiler] [b] [u] ``ABSTRACT BULLSHITE''
[b] [/u] [/spoiler]
22
Name:
Anonymous 2008-02-06 19:34
>>21
You
[/b] fail
[/b] [b]BBCode
[/b] .
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 19:34
24
Name:
Anonymous 2008-02-06 19:35
25
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 19:43
>>24
Near enough none of that shit works in the BBCode implementation that shiichan uses (ABBC). Download the shiichan source and get reading, fuckwit.
26
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 19:44
27
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 20:08
>>26
A joke involving wikipedia? Ha, you read xkcd, don't you?
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 20:13
>>27
A joke involving xkcd? Ha, you code Sepples, don't you?
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 20:23
>>28
A parody? You read xkcd, don't you?
30
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 20:37
At least in C# I can get my hands on some uints.
31
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-06 21:23
>>14
Yeah, it is now or will be when its fully GPL. All of it except parts are.
By the way, it may suprise you, but I invented RMS M Stallman.
32
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-07 6:15
>>29
xkcd is the cancer that is killing
/prog/
I would ask you to return to proggit, sir.
33
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-07 12:47
>>32
I'm going to post
/prog/ to reddit until you liek it.
34
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-07 14:05
I love C#.
35
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-07 16:35
I can't believe how fucking much C# looks like Java. "Public static void main" and everything. But it looks slightly less gay, so I'll choose C#.
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-07 16:58
Haskell.
37
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-07 17:20
What does the `R' in ``RMS'' stand for?
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-07 17:23
39
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-07 17:23
What does the `What' in ``What does the `R' in ``RMS'' stand for?'' stand for?
40
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-07 17:27
>>39
This may surprise you, but we're not doing the recursive meme meme anymore
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Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-08 0:27
42
Name:
Anonymous
2008-02-08 4:03
>>40
This may surprise you, but we're not doing the this may surprise you, but [...] meme anymore.
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Name:
Anonymous 2011-02-04 14:25