Canary Help

Hey /an/

My recently bought canary of around 1 year of age doesn't sing anymore, and when he does it's just a single chirp. I've also noticed he has been very restless lately, constantly "scratching" himself with his beak (at least that's what it looks like he's doing)
Is this anything to be concerned about?

-- Concerned Canary Owner.

   Hey /an/

and here was me expecting a decent thread on stack smashing ;_;

>>3
how about smack stashing?

So I came home from work the other day to discover my cat laying on the floor. His breathing was very shallow and his eyes were very glassy. When I approached him I noticed a belt tied around his arm and both a syringe and a bent spoon laying beside him. Despite all his promises to the contrary, my beloved Mittens has started shooting up smack again!

Fortunately the paramedics showed up quickly and gave him some naloxone which saved him. Unfortunately the problem of my cat being addicted to heroin still remains. Last week he sold my stereo and this weekend Mittens offered to perform oral sex on me in exchange for a hit.

I love my cat and want to see him off this horrible drug. Unfortunately he won't stop on his own! Mittens says he can quit anytime he wants to and becomes combative when I force the issue. I'm tired of seeing him throw his life away. He could've been a great mouser, one of the best before he got hooked.

Can anyone recommend a way to get my cat off heroin? It would be much appreciated.

>>5
give your cat a copy of SICP

>>4
/prog/rammers don't use hard drugs.

>>1
Read SICP to him, all of it.  Don't stop when he puts on his wizard hat and robe.

>>4
for fun and profit?

>>7
No, we use ``abstraction'', ``spells'' and ``cudders''.

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