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[Werecows] ITT we discuss werecows.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 15:08

Discuss.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 15:10

NO EXCEPTION

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 15:50

What the fuck is a werecrow?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 15:53

There was once this girl at a school I used to go to. When and where this was doesn't matter, but this girl is a girl me and my friends like to call Fatbag Lady, due to the fact she had overbearingly large breasts and was extremely fat. For some reason, the name stuck.

Asides from the huge amounts of fat concentrated in her chest and the rest of her body, she was also absolutely hideous. Matted hair, reeked horribly, and for some reason always wore stuff from Yellow Rat Bastard (Hot Topic ripoff). Naturally, one of my friends told me to hit on her. What happened next scarred me for a while.

I go up to her in the schoolyard, and, for some reason, she asks to see my penis. In broad daylight, she asks a random older guy to see his penis. When I slowly shook my head, she'd ask again.. and kept moving closer to me until she got me cornered and I could feel those horrible fat sacks on her chest pressing up against me and the stench of her matted hair.. so naturally I screamed. She ran away crying. From that day on she did nothing but spite me and acted all bitter, like I rejected her. I haven't seen her since.

Sometimes I wonder what happened to her. I have a really bad feeling that once they're about to demolish a factory, they'll go into one of those really creepy industrial bathrooms to make sure it doesn't have any bums in it, and they'll find Fatbag Lady in a corner asking if she can see demolition crew's penises.

Something like her I can only imagine festering in an industrial bathroom, slowly budding and reproducing in order to get back a world that was rightfully theirs.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 17:21

>>1
Look at it this way.

On most browsers, you can bring up your browsing history by pressing Control-H. (No, this is not going to become a discussion of werecows.) On Firefox, this brings up a sidebar that shows up on the left side of the window. If you put your mouse over the edge of the sidebar, the cursor will turn into a different kind of arrow. By clicking and dragging it, you can move the edge of the sidebar back and forth. You are, to put it another way, manipulating the border between the normal window and the history window. By moving the mouse, you can increase the portion of the window devoted to either part. In a more extreme view of this situation, you're increasing or decreasing the amount of existence the sidebar has.

Now, let's apply this idea to something more abstract. Look out your window. If you don't live in a highly urbanized area, you should be able to see the horizon. Think of this as the border between the land and the sky. The land and sky are obviously distinguishable thanks to this boundary. Now, if you were to "drag" the sash between the sky and the land, or to manipulate the border between land and sky, you would end up causing the sky to become larger and the land to become smaller, or vice versa. An effect of this might be to cause something that was just on the ground to suddenly be hundreds of feet in the air. Truly a frightening situation to be in. So, look at it this way - manipulating the border between two physical things shifts whatever balance there is in the interaction between those things. Alternatively, by manipulating the border between two things, you can change the manner in which they exist.

Still, this isn't *that* abstract, since it's still dealing with real things in the real world. Many believe that in this world, there are those things that are true, and those that obviously aren't. This divides reality into two extremes: truth and falsehood. But, since we have two extremes, logically one can imagine a boundary between those two extremes - the border between truth and lies. If one were to manipulate this border, suddenly things that were pure fantasy (flying pigs, for the sake of argument) have become reality - or things from reality have ceased to exist. This is how Yukari is said to have invaded the moon - by manipulating the border between truth and lies, as applied to the reflection of the moon on a pond, she was able to make the reflection of the moon into a manifestation of the actual moon, and so send her youkai army onto it. This is what's truly amazing about Yukari's power - the ability to manipulate the border between completely abstract concepts allows her to fundamentally change reality as we know it (at least in terms of two abstract concepts).

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 20:27

>>3
Same thing as a werewolf except with a crow.

Fucking furries.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 20:56

>>6
It's werecow, you illiterate cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 21:54

>>7
He asked about werecrows, you illiterate cunt.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 21:59

>>8
>>3 made a typo

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-05 22:28

>>9
the only typo i see is in your post and now mine.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 5:49

Lone even static typing   as a HUGE   image Catch that   and handle it   You keep two   lists A and   now even Microsoft   entered the competition   I bet the   next big programming   language will be   GoogleLang where every   lexeme has the   same problem public.

Name: Anonymous 2010-12-06 9:24

Back to /b/, ``GNAA Faggot''

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-03 4:53

Don't change these.
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