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/prog/ reference card

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 11:26


    /prog/ reference card


    .- Newbie /prog/rammer -.
    +-----------+-----------+
langs    |    PHP    |   VB.NET  |
    +-----------|-----------+   __________________
    |   Java    |   C#/NET  |  (note: failed ASCII
    +-----------+-----------+ /
topics    | How do i write sekur Guestbook? lol |
    +-----------+-----------+
books    |     Extreme Java      |
    +-----------+-----------+
    |  Secure PHP in 1 week |
    +-----------+-----------+
    -_:::::::::::::::::::::_-


    .- OMG OPTIMISED faggot -.
    +------------+-----------+
langs    | ISO 9899 C |  x86 asm  |
    +------------+-----------+
topics    |     [C] ++i or i++?    |
    +------------------------+
    |  [tips] Bitwise opers  |
    +------------------------+
books    |  Anything by S Gibson  |
    +------------------------+
    -_::::::::::::::::::::::_-


    .- 3D GAEMS programmer -.
    +-----------+-----------+
langs    |    C++    |    C++    |
    +-----------+-----------+
topics    |   OpenGL or DirectX?  |
    +-----------+-----------+
    |    You faggots suck   |  -<( no u
    +-----------+-----------+
    |    How is WoW made?   |
    +-----------+-----------+
books    |    www.gamedev.net    |
    +-----------+-----------+
    -_:::::::::::::::::::::_-


    .- BBCODE EXPERT -.
    +-----------------+
langs    |     BBCODE      |
    +-----------------+
topics    |  [BBCode] tags  |
    +-----------------+
books    | the art of tags |
    +-----------------+
    -_:::::::::::::::_-

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 11:29

note to self: never use tab on ASCII art

        /prog/ reference card


        .- Newbie /prog/rammer -.
        +-----------+-----------+
langs   |    PHP    |   VB.NET  |
        +-----------|-----------+   __________________
        |   Java    |   C#/NET  |  (note: failed ASCII
        +-----------+-----------+ /
topics  | How do i write sekur Guestbook? lol |
        +-----------+-----------+
books   |     Extreme Java      |
        +-----------+-----------+
        |  Secure PHP in 1 week |
        +-----------+-----------+
        -_:::::::::::::::::::::_-


        .- OMG OPTIMISED faggot -.
        +------------+-----------+
langs   | ISO 9899 C |  x86 asm  |
        +------------+-----------+
topics  |     [C] ++i or i++?    |
        +------------------------+
        |  [tips] Bitwise opers  |
        +------------------------+
books   |  Anything by S Gibson  |
        +------------------------+
        -_::::::::::::::::::::::_-


        .- 3D GAEMS programmer -.
        +-----------+-----------+
langs   |    C++    |    C++    |
        +-----------+-----------+
topics  |   OpenGL or DirectX?  |
        +-----------+-----------+
        |    You faggots suck   |  -<( no u
        +-----------+-----------+
        |    How is WoW made?   |
        +-----------+-----------+
books   |    www.gamedev.net    |
        +-----------+-----------+
        -_:::::::::::::::::::::_-


        .-
BBCODE EXPERT -.
        +-----------------+
langs   |     BBCODE      |
        +-----------------+
topics  |  [BBCode] tags  |
        +-----------------+
books   | the art of tags |
        +-----------------+
        -_:::::::::::::::_-

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 11:33


    .- SATORI PROGRAMMER -.
    +-----------+-----------+
langs    |    Scheme    |    CL    |
    +-----------+-----------+
topics    |   READ SICP  |
    +-----------+-----------+
    |    how do you pronounce ``cdr''   |
    +-----------+-----------+
    |    Solution to exercice x.x.x in SICP   |
    +-----------+-----------+
books    |    SICP    |
    +-----------+-----------+
    -_:::::::::::::::::::::_-

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 11:41

>>2,3
lol, MOAR

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 11:48

What? What's this crap?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 11:51


    .-   TROLL POSTER   -.
    +---------+----------+
topics    | /prog/ reference card  |
    +-----------+-----------+
    -_:::::::::::::::::::::_-

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 14:14

        .-      haskellFag     -.
        +-----------+-----------+
langs   |  Haskell  |   Clean   |
        +-----------+-----------+
topics  |  Pointless functions  |
        +-----------+-----------+
        |    HASKELL NOMADS.    |
        +-----------+-----------+
books   |          SoE          |
        +-----------+-----------+
        -_:::::::::::::::::::::_-

Name: fixd 2008-02-02 14:18


    .- EXPERT PROGRAMMER -.
    +-----------+-----------+
langs    |    Lisp    |    Scheme    |
    +-----------+-----------+
topics    |   READ SICP  |
    +-----------+-----------+
    |    how do you pronounce ``cdr''   |
    +-----------+-----------+
    |    Solution to exercise x.x.x in SICP   |
    +-----------+-----------+
    |    emacs or vim   |
    +-----------+-----------+
books    |    SICP    |
    +-----------+-----------+
    -_:::::::::::::::::::::_-

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 14:40


       .- ID GUY ID:dTJ61zl0 -.
       +----------------------+
langs  | Anything with rand() |
       +----------------------+
topics |  BEST ID CONTEST GO  |
       +----------------------+
books  |  An analysis of the  |
       |  search process for  |
       |  different patterns  |
       |      in random data  |
       +----------------------+
       -_::::::::::::::::::::_-

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 16:44

>>7
Pointless functions

Pointfree.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 16:45

>>10
Pointfree considered pointless.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 16:49


        .-
ENTERPRISE       -.
        +-----------+--------------+
langs   |    PHP    |    Java      |
        +-----------+--------------+
topics  |  Solutions development   |
        +-----------+--------------+
        |  Scalable applications   |
        +-----------+--------------+
books   |Building Scalable Websites|
        +-----------+--------------+
        -_::::::::::::::::::::::::_-

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 17:28

>>10
Kill yourself.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 17:29

         .-      Paul Graham     -.
         +-------------+-----------+
langs    | Common Lisp |    Arc    |
         +-------------+-----------+
topics   | Why Unicode Is Inferior |
         +-------------------------+
         |[mzscheme] macros gotchas|
         +-------------------------+
Essays   |           Yes.          |
         +-------------------------+
         -_:::::::::::::::::::::::_-

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 17:39

>>13
No.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 18:20

>>15
No.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 19:05

>>17
Yes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 19:52

Lisp is not a Satori language, only Scheme. Why do CLfags keep pretending they have a tenable language?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-03 19:29


         .-            H. Abelson           -.
         +-----------------+-----------------+
langs    |     Scheme      |     Python      |
         +-----------------+-----------------+
topics   |   Forced indentation is superior  |
         +-----------------------------------+
         |Computer science is a terrible name|
         +-----------------------------------+
Books    |                SICP               |
         +-----------------------------------+
         -_:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_-

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-03 19:46

H. for Heretic

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 3:31

`H' is for ``Anticudder''

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 5:55

H is for Harold.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 5:58

H is for hemophiliac

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 6:55


   CAN I COME OUT OF THE CELLAR (I'M DONE BEING GAY NOW)
                 /
         ,==.              |~~~
        /  66\             |
        \c  -_)         |~~~
         `) (           |
         /   \       |~~~
        /   \ \      |
       ((   /\ \_ |~~~
        \\  \ `--`|
        / / /  |~~~
______ (_(___)_|

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 7:03


         .-      average /prog/ poster      -.
         +-----------------+-----------------+
langs    |        none actually :(           |
         +-----------------+-----------------+
topics   |   trolling  |     unfunny memes   |
         +-----------------------------------+
Books    |            SICP, TAoCP            |
         +-----------------------------------+
         -_:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::_-

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 7:17

>>25
Most /prog/ posters know at least one language. The English language.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 7:27

>>26
Is this `trolling' or `unfunny'? I can't decide.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 7:47

>>26
Most /prog/ posters couldn't write a grammatically correct English sentence if their life depended on it.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 8:23

>>26
I know C, Java and Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 8:42

I know all

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 8:58


         .-        OO FAGGOT      -.
         +-------------+-----------+
langs    | C++ | UML |
         +-------------+-----------+
topics   | Masturbation
         +-------------------------+
Books    | Design patterns         |
         +-------------------------+
         -_:::::::::::::::::::::::_-

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 8:59

>>28
*there

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-04 9:07

I know Scheme, Haskell and C. I'll learn Sepples (just to be able to get a job) and I'll be happy.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 10:25

turns etcetera are equally   as bad and   saddening because I   am an EXPERT   PROGRAMMER WHO READ   xkcd for the   last year or   two or next   month who knows   maybe a Haskell   for Great Good.

Name: Anonymous 2009-03-06 10:32

The numbers were 40   digits instead of   having to deal   with people who   ask easy questions.

Name: Trollbot9000 2009-07-01 10:24

Scheme IT IS DIFFICULT DO NOT WORRY  SPJ USES HASKELL  you moron I  want to ask  refer to or  trade for water?

Name: Anonymous 2011-02-04 19:41

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