/prog/ - OH SHIT — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:39

http://arclanguage.org/

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:42

Also, http://dis.4chan.org/read/anime/1198465688

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:54

Paul Graham: Greatest troll on /prog/
http://ycombinator.com/arc/tut.txt

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 16:57

Arc: Fisherprice My First Scheme.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 18:53

(define-macro def

  (lambda body

    (cons 'define body)))

HAY GUYS I INVENTED A NEW LISP.
That will be 5,000,000 US dollars.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 18:59

I don't see what the big deal is, it's yet another lisp dialect, big deal.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 19:08

>>6
It's Paul Graham's Lithp, though

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 19:39

Well, fuck. Ah, well, looks like just yet another Lisp. It doesn't look like it sucks completely, but you'd expect that much from fucking Paul Graham.
If there's anything really noteworthy about it it will be hiding in the included web framework. Someone knowledgeable in the arts of Lisp web programming go check it out for us.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 19:41

>>8
Dude. Tables.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-29 20:15

>>9
And Ascii. Ascii tables are a vital component of the language of the future.
Because having support for foreign characters was an enterprise level project requiring countless manhours of assembler in the 80's, damn it, and we won't stand for people making it so damn quick, easy and convenient that you won't notice whan an ENTERPRISE level feature it really is! We stick it to the man by refusing to have anything that stands any chance at all of scaling, no matter how nice and practical it is.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 7:51

>>9
Table. Dudes.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 8:38

>>11
Table. CATS!@

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 15:52

>>12
Please go away.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-30 20:17

Paul Graham's kind of dirty. :3

http://plasmasturm.org/log/491/

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 3:10

>>13
Can't, I've placed my ass on a table and will never move.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 4:16

STOP MAKING SHITTY DIALECTS OF LISP

YOU ARE RUINING THE LANGUAGE

LIKE WHAT HAPPENS WITH NATURAL LANGUAGES

AND PEOPLE WITH FUNNY ACCENTS

AND THEN THEY FORK OFF

I DON'T KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS

BUT I'M GOING TO USE THE PHRASE

``DIALECT CONTINUUM"

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 4:20

we foreignfags always get screwed

I'm going to write a programming language that doesn't allow the characters of standard latin alphabet when I achieve satori

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 8:54

>>17
good idea. make sure it's turing complete

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 10:33

>>17
APL.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 12:40

APC

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 13:20

>>18
It's spelled touring.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 14:16

>>21
YHBT.

Or is it I who HBT?

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 17:06

>>21,22
Same person, and we all have been trolled constantly.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 21:18

I'm going to write a new operating system entirely in Arc. It will be fully modular and dynamic, the code will be run-time exchangable, and it will be lisp interpreters all the way down.
It will only support the ASCII character set, and the WM will use a table layout.
I will call it the Arc Computer Operating System, or ArcCOS for short. It will be so great, using any other operating system will be asin. Why, yes, I do think I'm awfully clever.

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 21:25

「① WORD」：
THE ^FORCED _USAGE OF ＡＳＣＩＩ
_{_{_{and tables}}}
THREAD OVER

Name: Anonymous 2008-01-31 21:37

>>24
But where does the meat go in?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 0:43

>>25
goddamn
i don't suppose you saved the bbcode involved in that?

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 1:04

>>27
lrn2expertprogrammer

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 5:05

>>27
I have written a tool in Haskell that eats HTML source code and returns converted BBCode.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 5:11

I have written an antelope that eats berries and return feces

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 6:19

I have written a tool in Arc that eats BBCode and returns ASCII and tables.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 6:26

I have written a duck in a Touring-complete language that can traverse an infinite plane and take a dump now and then.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 6:31

>>30,32
I have written and implemented an algorithm that reads your posts, and returns lols.

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 9:50

I have written a tool in lambda calculus that will take as input a description of a formal language and a mathematical statement in the language and return as output either true or false

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-01 11:50

I have written an all-purpose computing tool that can "run" any arbitrary (but well-formed) sequence of instructions called "quintuples".

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-02 22:56

I HAVE WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-03 0:13

I have written inside spoiler tags

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-03 0:26

I have written your mom last night.
Wait, no. That's "ridden".

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-03 3:28

>>24
Nope, they already did that on Mythbusters

Name: Anonymous 2008-02-03 4:30

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