Python vs. Perl

My dad's electrical engineering friends are bring up the old debate again, and some are trying to back up perl.

I need some good ammunition against Perl, courtesy of /prog/. Most likely something to poke fun at regex.

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Getting back on topic somewhat,
Noo!
this reminds me of a photo I saw once where a guy had his dick shoved halfway up a snake's shithole. It may have been a python.
l;opl;